This week Noz and Danny explain why:

- Pete Davidson is the Big Sam of celebrity dating

- Man City are the football Roger Federer

- Man United will definitely buy Harry Kane

- Snitches get stitches

- 50 Cent is too old for this sh*t

This week Noz and Danny discuss Zouma's cat kicking shame, Senegal's AFCON win, Dele Alli's on-pitch clobber, the return of bootcut, if liver birds are real, keeping changing rooms clean and whether objectifying lions is okay. They're also joined by Bentlegs (Alex Bentley from the brilliant @WeAreTurnstile) who recalls the great forgotten Brazilian golazzo

This week Noz and Danny discuss Michael Owen's Welshness, Frank Lampard's Toryness, Sean Dyche's sexiness and Eddie Howe's favourite position. There's also disagreement about what 'world-class' means and a heated debate about who'd make the English and Irish all-time XIs.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. 

De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

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This week Noz and Danny ponder the questions: What's John Terry playing at? Was Adriano better than Lukaku? Why is the Watford job like jury duty? Who's gonna win the AFCON? Why isn't women's football covered properly? What kind of player is Bruno? What does Ronaldo think about Luke Shaw being #TeamMessi?

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. 

De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball

This week, @dannymccomedy and @justinmoorhouse ask the pressing questions:

- Was Roberto Carlos' freekick a bit lucky?

There's also the SHOCKING revelation of Charlie Baker's second team

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

This week Noz and Danny are joined by Barca Jim as they discuss the difference between between a GOAT and a BOAT, Jim's illegal pirated material, Salah vs Gerrard, father/son footballers, the problematic Beatles, why Jay-Z is the don, football's realest and fakest 'hardmen' and Chesterfield sticking the toe into Paul Scholes.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

This week Noz and Danny discuss the Ballon B'ore, Pessi vs Penaldo, nightmare barge journeys, PES legend Castolo, white-hit wonders, Mick Hucknell and the concept of 'punching', why David Beckham is massively underrated, Danny's ideal 'Golden Generation' XI, drinking rugby banter and why Lampard has no place in the Gerrard-Scholes debate.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

This week Noz and Danny are joined by Jim (in person) and Ellie (on the phone) as they ponder Vardy's forgotten casino fracas, whether 'Scottish football counts', Paolo Di Canio's pasta tips, Lorenzo Amoruso's Baileys obsession, Ole's teary exit, whether Everton would have Solskjaer over Rafa, Gerrard's favourite music and bad dad Jose's trainer bribes.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.

This week Danny and Noz discuss how bad Spitting Image's Jurgen Klopp is, why Eddie Howe is the Pro Evo Steve Bruce, how Danny knows first hand that Pat Nevin is generous and Ian Rush is tight, why Noz is being haunted by Princess Diana's ghost, and the fact that Danny once played with Alan Shearer and didn't think to mention it before.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball

This week Noz (a.k.a Editson Cavani) and Danny discuss Conte to Spurs, hair transplants, never having watched Back to the Future, actual feet-eating rats (nothing to do with Scholes), feeling sorry for Nuno, why In Bruges is a Christmas film, and dodged bullets in football.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. 

De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.