Is Katie the most severe bachelorette yet? Did Blake read a book about vibrators? Is this season just going to be a series of denunciations? Is Tre the latest contestant to fail astronaut training? Are the lunatics running the asylum? How do 90% of these guys not realize they're going home? Which Jim Carrey movie does this episode most resemble? Is Greg the secret villain? Are the new hosts tipping the scales and feeding Katie's paranoia? Is there a feminist message in here somewhere? How much of Colin's singing can Michelle tolerate? How much Hunter screen time can Michelle tolerate? Has Blake taken whatever potion Steve Urkel took to become Stefan Urkell? Is the true Bachelor-verse superpower not caring if you look like an idiot? Did anyone think it was possible to do a whole episode about how Thomas is being punished for saying what all the men are secretly thinking? 

Katie's season has arrived at episode 4! What happened to fun Katie? Ugh.