Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve are getting into the Valentine's Day spirit this week with The Love Witch. We talk about how a witch might ensnare us, explore the 60s aesthetic of the film, and compare Elaine to Patrick Bateman. LOVE WITCH, BABY!

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Movie discussion begins at 00:55:01

Music by intergalactic rock star Ben Eller!

Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve are talking deadly sins this week when we review Seven. We discuss how John Doe might kill us, praise movies shot on film, and argue that this is, in fact, a horror movie. What's in the box?!!

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Movie discussion begins at 01:07:27

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve round out Fanuary with Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. We talk about other actors primarily known for one character, geek out over how cool Cassandra Peterson is, and just have a fun old time watching Elvira. Is this face taken?

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Movie discussion begins at 00:47:50

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Uncle Ben and Tante Kate saw Scream (2022) and they've got a few things to say. The first 28-ish minutes are spoiler-free!

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Movie spoilers start at 00:28:30

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve continue Fanuary with Clue. It's not horror, but it sure is a great time! We talk about our favorite board games, rave about the cast, and talk a little about the House Un-American Activities Committee. Happy early birthday, Emily!

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Movie discussion begins at 01:05:44

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve give in to the will of the fans and review Chopping Mall. We spend a lot of time catching up, we try to think of more accurate titles for movies, and we talk a good bit about killbots in a mall. Have a nice day!

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Movie discussion begins at 01:19:39

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve invited our pal Grayson Hester over to talk about Black Swan. We chit-chat a whole bunch, have an intriguing discussion about birds, and follow a million tangents. We also review the movies somewhere in there. If in doubt, blast-beat it out!

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Movie discussion begins at 01:17:35

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It's the end of the year and Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve are reviewing Constantine. We talk about the horror movies of 2021 (that we've seen), compare Constantine in the movie to the comics, and discuss the potential for sequels to this film. 

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Movie discussion begins at 01:13:39

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve are completing The Lord of the Rings trilogy with The Return of the King. Look: it's five hours, it's Christmas, we're ending the trilogy. It goes where it goes.  And Jimney Lakins stops in...

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Movie discussion begins at 02:04:04

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Uncle Ben and Hollywood Steve are talking Christmas horror this week when we review Better Watch Out. We talk about child characters who need a punch and then we hope all the goodwill we've built up to this point keeps you going. It's holidays time!

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Movie discussion begins at 01:08:04

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