Dead Last Podcast

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Buckle up buckaroos because we are bringing fire and brimstone to this pod. Let's travel back in time, then travel back to the present again, because we're dealing with two blockbuster bonanzas featuring prehystoric man-eating monsters. We dive deep into The Meg (2018) and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018). We are not alone however, we enlisted the help of the nasty little zealot Zack Burwick of Pink Talking Fish.

What makes a blockbuster? Does the integrity of art have to be sacrificed at the altar of success and mass appeal? Is anyone trying to buy an iPod classic for a decent price? Tune in ya lil butts.

After a dumb hiatus we have returned stronger than ever. We've been doing HGH and DMT and tons of other drugs to expand our bodies and minds to become pod gods. We're almost there.

This month we present to you SHAPEFEST. You love shapes don't you, you little drug pig? Did you smoke weed and have your mind warped by staring at a can of beans? Then this pod is for you. We dig into Sphere (1998), Triangle (2009), and Cube (1997). These movies are all mind melters. Can you handle it? Also we prank call an IRS scammer because fuck those guys. GET IN SHAPE.

We are back! Sorry it took so long, we were busy fending off a mental breakdown due to puppet exposure. We're ok. Are you ok? Great. Let's get friggin whacko with these two treasures in James Wan's puppety dread piece Dead Silence (2002) and Stuart Gordon's bizarre fantasy fever dream Dolls (1987).

We also had on our totally cool and understanding love partners Jen Dulong and Sarah McElaney! They don't mind that we spend an unreasonable amount of time watching horror movies. They really don't and this isn't a strategy to please them. Enjoy!

Give in to us. Become one with us. Once you are part of Dead Last Podcast you will feel no pain. You will need no editing. You will become perfect. Damn it feels good to be a hive mind.

Once again we are joined by the beautiful baby man Owen Linders to talk about some sneaky ass parasitic brain aliens. We open up all our holes to possibility with Night of the Creeps (1986), The Faculty (1998) and Slither (2006). All of these movies are great and so are we. We responded to criticisms that our podcast is too long by doing another three hour one.

We talk about the amphibious feature films Anaconda (1997) and Alligator (1980) with comedian Terence Pennington. Luke gets super racist towards dwarves. Brandon's John Voight impressions are amazing and he doesn't even write these descriptions because that would be narcissism. Terence comes to terms with breaking the chains of his childhood. It's pretty intense.

We probably had too much fun doing this one. If you hate us laughing you won't like this one at all. You're probably just jealous we're living our best damn lives as podcasting gods.

Behold! Another year we have done this podcast for FREE. We do this for you as philanthropy, remember that you friggin slimes. Once again we use the sharp edges of our psyches to dissect the year's best movies with surgical precision. We are basically doctors and deserve a doctor's wage. What a year 2017 was for the genre! So here's hoping to a dark and bloody future ahead. Cheers!

Behold! Another year we have done this podcast for FREE. We do this for you as philanthropy, remember that you friggin slimes. Once again we use the sharp edges of our psyches to dissect the year's best movies with surgical precision. We are basically doctors and deserve a doctor's wage. What a year 2017 was for the genre! So here's hoping to a dark and bloody future ahead. Cheers!

Dag y'all it is COLD. What a perfect time to hide away and cuddle up with some nice warm paranoia! Remember not to trust anyone around you because they all want to hurt you :). Light some blood on fire to keep those pesky loved ones and UPS boys away.

We delved into some frosty cinematic isolation with The Shining (1980) and The Thing (1982). Two visionary directors. Two amazing lead actors. Two hot young podcast boys with so much to give. And one untrustworthy ghost alien of a man named Ryan Flaherty. This one GOES DEEP so put on your snow pants and brave this cool ass pod.

When we die please put all of our precious shit in a stone house with our bodies and curse it with a scroll. We need our VHS tapes and pog slammers in the afterlife. Our organs can go in a bunch of different cans of Monster Energy drink. That'll do.

Anyways we talked about The Mummy. Which one? Friggin' all of em. 1932, 1999, 2017, and even some other ones. We sat down with owner of Monsters are Good clothing, Sam Furst. He's a Cruise Mummy apologist but please don't hold that against him, he's pretty groovy. Brendan Frasier will bring us all together. Listen to this pretty radtabular episode to finally learn the secret of Harambe's Tomb!!!!

We're in for a long one y'all. Lube yourself up and slip into some latex filled with nails because it's Hellraiser time babyyyyy. We sit down with horrorphile Andrew Maroney to talk about the first three Hellraiser films. Luke pops his franchise cherry and Brandon might be a little too into the lore for his own good. Why is hell so windy? Can fidget spinners open a portal to hell? Does Frank eat ass? Let's try to pry some answers from this interesting franchise that may be a little too bold for its own good.