Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye.

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It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule.

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We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes.

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Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here!

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One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel rooms

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Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

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Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday.

Some lovely Eid songs in this one.

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This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet.

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Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the boundaries of what’s acceptable.

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