O Crotch Shot, My Crotch Shot: Zoe and Margie head off to boarding school in the WASP-iest episode yet with Peter Weir's 1989 teen drama Dead Poet's Society. Listen in for rousing and thoughtful discussions about manipulation tactics, cults of personality, and teen suicide. In other news, God's on the phone, John Waters is alive, and someone gets spanked.

Teachers on lunch break: https://twitter.com/shycsmith/status/1279269008764698626?s=20

SNL Dead Poets Skit: https://youtu.be/Ie6LpKOJVf0

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Intro music by Hot Lava.