(1972 - 2013) Dean Marmoset, whom you definitely have never heard of, died last night alongside thirty-five others in a high school gym - but at least there was coffee. A delivery man with a penchant for spilling liquids, Marmoset was the protege of famed inventor Mr. Charles, whom you definitely have heard of, and attempted to follow in the footsteps of this vehicular pioneer: a pursuit of Elon Musk-iness that accidentally sped him to his untimely death. He will be buried on Friday with his prototypes, after a brief eulogy and pilates session led by his sister, Stacy.

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ft. JONAH - Dean Marmoset

TRICIA CRIMMINS - Mr. Charles / Stacy / Afternoon Buzzer / sponsorships

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mr. Loge / Short Guy / Tall Guy / Evening Buzzer

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named / Kid / Morning Buzzer

theme song by Aaron Shapiro

an ELEVATOR pod