After a brief hiatus (thanks to new job responsibilities and general life chaos), Shane and Dean are back in the studio with the mics hot—even if they didn't realize they were recording. This week, the boys tackle the hard-hitting issues: the absolute pointlessness of body spray, the logistics of a proper shower routine, and the rules of pub carbs. Plus, we crack open "Dean's Toybox" to unearth some questionable souvenirs from a chaotic 2008 trip to Thailand and a legendary swap meet find.

In This Episode, We Cover:

• Beer Snobbery & Pub Rules: Real beer vs. shit beer, leaving tribute cans in the fridge, and why carbs simply do not exist when you cross the threshold of a pub.

• The Body Spray Blunder: The boys dissect the absolute panic of going into a formal office job interview wearing chinos, natural deodorant, and "body spray" that does absolutely nothing to stop the sweat.

• Shower Protocols: Top to bottom or bottom to top? Shane and Dean debate the correct order of operations in the shower, the dangers of bar soap, and why buying a suction-cup back scrubber is a terrible idea.

• Thailand '08 Reminiscing: Surviving Bangla Road, giant novelty Zippos, ping pong shows, and the brilliant (read: terrible) idea of branding a butt cheek with a red-hot padlock and a pair of hotel ice tongs.

• Dean's Toybox: Unearthing a wooden novelty bottle opener and the crown jewel of the Guilford Swap Meet: a fully functional, boobie-shaped AM/FM radio.

• 90s Movie Nostalgia: Reminiscing about staying up late to watch the classic cake-pop out scene in Under Siege and the three-breasted woman in Total Recall.

Notable Quotes:

• "There’s no such thing as carbs when you go to the pub."

• "I was standing underneath the aircon flat out... just arms up one at a time. Trying not to sweat. I'm panicking trying to remember my own name."

• "What’s the point of having a body spray? We’ve already got cologne... I’m a Brut guy."