Everyone loves dad jokes

Everyone loves a Dad joke

Everyone loves a good dad joke

Everyone loves a dad joke

The boys are several drinks deep and the filters are completely off in this wildly chaotic episode of Blokethings Podcast.

Tristan, Dean, and Shane kick things off with a deep dive into the Woodbridge Tavern’s massive parmi's and a shocking, time-period-inappropriate antique sign hanging above the register. From there, the rails completely fall off.

Dean shares a harrowing tale of a bathroom "crowning event," which spirals into a massive nostalgia trip chronicling the boys' teenage rap sheets. Expect highly incriminating stories of "permanently borrowing" pub glasses, rolling 50kg kegs out of The Cott, stealing concrete kangaroos, and the ultimate humiliation of racking yourself on a wooden light pole while trying to steal a street sign.In This Episode, We CoverThe Woodbridge Tavern Parmi's: Why you need to visit, and the dinosaur-sized chickens they must be serving.

The Gossage Soap Deep Dive: The boys stumble across an antique porcelain sign at the pub that absolutely would not fly today, leading to a hilarious (and highly disclaimer-worthy) historical rabbit hole.

Dean's Bathroom Nightmare: A four-day backup leads to a traumatic bathroom experience.Childbirth vs. Getting Kicked in the Nuts: The ultimate debate is settled once and for all.

The "Permanently Borrowed" Chronicles: A confession session detailing the theft of pint glasses, pub firewood, and solar lights to spell "HELP" in local parks.

The Great Keg Heist: Rolling empty kegs out of the Lancelin Pub and the Cottesloe Hotel in broad daylight.

The Street Sign Caper: How a late-night mission to steal a street sign ended in a dented car roof and a severely crushed set of nuts.

Nostalgic Perth Hangouts: Sunday sesh's at The Cott, Leederville Wednesdays, Captain Munchies, and getting locked inside the Maccas drive-thru identifying as a four-door sedan.

Quotes of the Episode

"I identify as a car. I’ve got backseat drivers. We’re a whole team, we’re a car, mate. Let’s just get through this."

"Do you know on the wooden light poles, they’ve got the badges for the area? He’s slid down on that and caught his nuts on his jeans."

"I had to gap my asshole just to be able to push this shit out."

"We didn't steal anything. We just permanently borrowed. Long-time borrowed."

Mentioned in the Episode

The Woodbridge Tavern (WA)

The Cottesloe Hotel (The Cott)

Captain Munchies (Fremantle)

Lancelin Pub

Burswood Dome / Perth Entertainment Centre

Disclaimer: The boys do not endorse the historical messaging of 1800s antique soap signs, nor do we recommend "permanently borrowing" kegs, pint glasses, or street signs from local municipalities. All criminal confessions in this episode are alleged, heavily exaggerated for comedic effect, and well past the statute of limitations.

Everyone loves a dad joke

Every one loves a dad joke

Everyone loves Dad Jokes

Everyone loves a dad joke

The boys are back in the studio, sinking a few cold ones, and welcoming Tristan back for round two!

This one derails immediately into a hilarious confessional as the boys lay out their rap sheets.

Tristan recounts his legendary run-in with "Operation Unite" and the East Perth lock-up over a Christmas party misunderstanding, while Dean takes us back to the Swan View Senior High days of getting busted with a 25-bag while trying to cut through the school fence for a game of basketball.

The yarns only get wilder from there. We talk confiscated weed boxes, replacing dad's stash with oregano, and a generational family brownie recipe that turned the missus into a puking "newborn giraffe."

Then, it's a deep dive into the absolute carnage of Nathan's bucks party—featuring stripper chokeholds, caved-in patio roofs, and the impossible physics of trying to crowbar a 180kg mate into the boot of a Hyundai Tucson at 2 AM.

Finally, the boys take a trip down a WA memory lane, pouring one out for Barbeques Galore, Sizzler, W.S. Savage, Dizzy Lamb Park, the Video Easy curtain section, and the legendary Midland McDonald's plane. Grab a beverage and strap in for an absolute meltdown of an episode.

• **** – Kicking Off: Welcoming Tristan back for week two and getting straight into the shit-slinging.

• **** – The Arrest Files: Tristan's 2008 Operation Unite bust, calling the police commissioner "Scarface," and spending a night in the East Perth Lockup.

• **** – Shane's Teenage Rap Sheet: Getting busted by Doba Dave the gardener at Swan View Senior High with a 25-bag in the Emmy wallet.

• **** – The Family Stash: Confiscated stash boxes, smoking mixed herbs, and Mum trying to grow a baggie in a Lego box in the lounge room.

• **** – The Generational Brownies: Swapping bushies for hydro, turning the Harvey campsite into a time-lapse, and the legendary "baby giraffe" sprint to the bushes.

• **** – Nathan's Bucks Night Chaos: Hot tub beers, crushed larynxes from the entertainment, and a bloke putting himself through a perspex roof onto a glass table.

• **** – The Tucson Extraction: The tickle-fight on the monkey bars and needing a crowbar to load a massive mate into the boot to get him home.

• **** – The WA Nostalgia Trip: Mourning closed WA icons—Barbeques Galore, the Midland McDonald's plane, Dizzy Lamb Park, Ascot Water Playground, and buying dodgy DVDs in Bali.

• **** – The Insult Masterclass: Reading out the absolute best, most brutal one-liners to use on your mates.

• "If IQ was measured in height, you'd be tall enough to parachute out of a snake's asshole."

• "You have a face for radio, and a voice for the newspaper."

• "There is a tree on this planet whose sole job is to provide you with oxygen. Go find it and apologize."

• "It's nice to see that you have committed to your level of understanding."