Dear Albie

Can Albie Manzo take his girlfriend on a lavish vacation to a resort where they put a rose petal path to your tub and come back not engaged? According to friends, family, tabloids, websites, DMs, Candice, and bloggers -- there has to be a ring. So...did he do it? Find out in here! PLUS: Candice had the worst turbulence ever on a trip to Florida and threw up four times. AND THERE'S MORE!!

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Chris is back, and that was a good thing... until he spoils "Don't F**k With Cats" for everyone. But we forgive him, because he convinces Caroline that an airline just for kids (and one just for adults) is a great idea. He also boasts that he's more famous than Candice and Intern Jules, he says he can do a great Rich Wakile impression but then doesn't do it, he's disgusted at people who stand during Billy Joel concerts... and more!

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Caroline and Al join the show! And we learn to regret it, as mom and dad recount their honeymoon in San Francisco and Hawaii, which teetered on disaster thanks to pigeons, an expired license, a rented picnic basket, a missing limo driver, an untimely medical condition that turns Albie red with embarrassment...and there's actually more!

PLUS: Enemas, Sarah Palin, diarrhea -- it's our honeymoon episode!!

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Albie and Caroline answer a question from a dental hygienist about her on-again, off-again dentist boyfriend. Who may be a terrible person. Maybe. We wade through the bullet-pointed issues involving co-workers not knowing the dentist had a girlfriend, a "no social media pics" policy, solo conference trips to Vegas, and more.

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Alex is back (Greg Bennett's fiance) and we have a tremendous update on "the cuck" from a few episodes ago. Plus, Albie might cancel his overly romantic vacation because of a swollen ankle. And man, did we get a lot of replies about Candice's flu cheer team. Like a LOT a lot. It still seems insane, but the community doesn't seem to think so.

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Caroline reads a letter from a woman who is a fed up with her friend...who is kind of a disaster to begin with. Should she listen to her? Should she ignore it? And how does she escape the constant criticism? The Don doles out some advice!

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We put a bow on the now legendary thank you note, Albie learns about Finstas, what to do when your boss won’t stop asking you out and Candice brings her cheer mom status to new and potentially controversial heights. It's a must listen!

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We're joined by special guest Chelsea Hirsch (@chelseabhirsch on Twitter) from Page Six, who grills Albie on Caroline's Super Bowl commercial, digs into his reality TV experience, reveals some tricks of the trade, and we even get to a question about virginity! Very packed show!!

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A Dear Albie community member potentially outs herself as the ghostwriter of the infamous "no thank you" note and we finally get to your airplane stories, where it turns out people do an awful lot of throwing up (and more) at 30,000 feet.

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Caroline is back! And we have a question from a homesick listener who wants to come home to New York but her boyfriend and job prospects are all in Florida. Plus, a Dear Don update from an early listener.

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