Dear God, Lettuce Pray

By Santana Santana

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June 21, 2024Jesus is King--of Comedy | S1E10
Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence.
Whether you’re a spiritual skeptic, a curious millennial, or just someone seeking a fresh perspective on ancient texts, this show is for you. In each episode, we unravel the cultural and historical context behind biblical events, making them relatable and enjoyable for today's listeners.
This episode focuses on the wittier side of Jesus, highlighting moments where his humor shines through in his teachings and miracles. From turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana to walking on water and engaging with the Samaritan woman, we uncover the cleverness that made his messages memorable.
If you enjoyed the show, consider supporting us by donating. Your contributions help us continue creating content that enlightens and entertains. Don’t forget to subscribe and follow us on Instagram and YouTube for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more engaging discussions. Sponsorship packages are available if you want to partner with us.
Spread kindness always and stay blessed!
Credits:
Host: Santana

Producer: Yellabizbae

Sound Design: Green Olive Media
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June 07, 2024 Jesus, the King of Comedy | Promo Trailer
You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community?
That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus.
Please subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast and YouTube. Also follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray
Host : Santana
Sound Design : Green Olive Media
Edited by : Simone the Mastermind

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May 12, 2024 WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | S1E9
Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover.
Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of Enoch, with a side of humor, insight, and a whole lot of groove.
From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly tea while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners.
So, grab your Bible and tune in as we explore the divine disco of creation, the complexities of human nature, and the enduring presence of divine intervention.
Hosted by: Santana
Produced by: Simone Santana
Sound Design : Green Olive Media
Cover Art by: Yellabizbae
Don't forget to hit subscribe and spread kindness always. Also, follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray
You can find the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube.
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May 09, 2024 WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | Promo
From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational insights, thought-provoking revelations, and comical commentary.
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Hosted by : Simone Santana
Cameo : King Jones
Producer : Simone the Mastermind
Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media
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May 02, 2024 Bromance Gone Wild | S1E8
Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemption.
As your guide on this voyage, I'm Santana, your faithful curator of biblical narratives with a contemporary flair. Join me as we unravel the tapestry of this ancient tale, teasing out its timeless truths and provocative insights.
The "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast isn't your grandmother's Sunday school lesson – it's a sanctuary for seekers of wisdom and seekers of wit alike. Whether you're a devout believer or a curious skeptic, prepare to be challenged, enlightened, and entertained.
Segment 01 - The Chosen One
Introducing the story of Saul's coronation of becoming Israel's first king.
Segment 02 - The Shepard’s Rise
Shepard boy David gets his rise to fame and hand selected by Big G to carry out the missions that Saul just couldn't get right.
Segment 03 - Seeds of Jealousy
Saul became jealous of David--what a fun police.
Segment 04 - Last Days
How it ends for everyone involved.
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Episode Title : Bromance Gone Wild
Hosted by : Simone Santana
Producer : Simone the Mastermind
Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media
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April 26, 2024 Bromance Gone Wild | Promo Trailer
In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other.
Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic saga of David and Saul. Here we are dropping a little trailer to hold you over for next week's episode release. Stay tuned on May 02, 2024 for Episode 08, titled, "Bromance Gone Wild".
From the humble beginnings of Saul, the unsuspecting farmer turned king, to the rise of David, the shepherd boy turned national hero, join me, Santana, as we unravel the tangled web of jealousy, intrigue, and redemption.
Prepare to laugh, learn, and be challenged as we journey through the biblical bromance of David and Saul. Subscribe now and join us on an adventure through the ages.
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April 13, 2024 Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7
Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to the infamous "seed sowing" tactics, no scam is left unexposed. Plus, learn how to spot a prosperity gospel pastor faster than you can say "just copped a Lambo with the PPP." Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even rage a little as we uncover the holy bucks and no blessings of the prosperity gospel. Amen, anyone?
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April 11, 2024 Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6
Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool.
Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just any Judean. He was the ancient equivalent of that friend who’s smart, good-looking, and with a diet plan that would make modern vegans nod in approval. Seriously, the guy turned down royal Happy Meals for veggies and water, and ended up healthier than everyone else.
Talk about setting the original #HealthGoals.
However, life wasn't all dream interpretations and vegetable platters for Daniel. He had his share of drama, including a stint in a lions' den because he wouldn't stop praying to God.
The Book of Daniel continues to explore themes of faith, identity, and divine sovereignty through the experiences of Daniel and his fellow Jewish exiles in the Babylonian court. Through these narratives, the book offers insights into the challenges of maintaining one's faith and identity in the face of foreign domination and cultural assimilation.
Tune in to today’s episode as we explore prophetic vibes and veggie tribes in the book of Daniel.
Do not forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube. Also please give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray .
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March 25, 2024 For The Homies | S1E5
Get ready to LOL (Love Our Lord) with the hilarious and insightful ‘Dear God, Lettuce Pray’ podcast! Your go-to comedy podcast for biblical storytelling with a side of spiritual humor. Hosted by the irreverently irreverent Santana, each episode serves up a side-splitting blend of spirituality and comedy, perfect for everyday millennials seeking a fresh take on faith. By fresh take, we mean unlearning western Christian cultures and southern church traditional upbringings to get to know the Word of God for yourself--without the prosperity gospel too. We don’t BS people around here. No shade. Big G don’t like that.
In this episode, ‘For The Homies,’ Santana delves into the biblical book of Esther, serving up an engaging retelling of this timeless tale. From royal intrigue to divine intervention, join Santana as she navigates the highs and lows of ancient Persia, all while uncovering the deeper messages hidden within.
The book of Esther shows us that God is present even when he seems distant. In the course of the story, Esther—a Jew living during the time of the exile—becomes the queen of Persia. However, an official named Haman plots to kill the Jews throughout the empire. Esther and Mordecai, her cousin, expose the attempted genocide. Will Mordecai’s cunning, Esther’s bravery, and God’s unseen hand unite to save the Jewish exiles from destruction? Or will Esther’s fear and silence bring the Jews to their death?
And why is there so much perfume?
Hosted by : Santana
Written by : Simone Santana
Produced : Yellabizbae
Sound Design : Simone the Mastermind
I appreciate you tuning in and I want to hear more from you. Leave a message, comment, participate in the polls, and give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray. Subscribe to the show on Spotify.
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March 16, 2024 How Did I Even Get Here? | S1E4
Lemme tell ya … God had some jokes that were not even funny. From twerkin’ to Bible n’ worshippin’—I share a bit on what led to my current spiritual journey and what makes this time so special. Unscripted and I rolled with the first take of it all. Nothing fancy, but just some raw truths. God doesn’t want nor expect us to be perfect. Sin is embedded in our human nature. What he wants is our total dependence on Him. God shifted my life in a way that I had absolutely no other choice but to depend on Him. Stay tuned ! And follow the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray
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FAQs about Dear God, Lettuce Pray:

How many episodes does Dear God, Lettuce Pray have?

The podcast currently has 13 episodes available.