This is a special episode of Science Moab. "Dear Ovis” is taken from a live radio show during a recent Radiothon at KZMU Moab. Host Jordan Lister and local scientist Robin Reibold answer hypothetical science questions from the fourth-grade class at HMK Elementary School in Moab. Robin, a biogeochemist with diverse expertise, addresses interesting scenarios such as what would happen if the Earth were split in half, the consequences if all toilets in Moab were flushed simultaneously, and the impacts on humans if we had no pores. It’s a fun show that blends scientific facts and insights with humor.