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  • Game On S2E1

    Dear Podcast Listener,

    Welcome to The Return!

    We're back and so is a certain dead ringer... We couldn't be more excited!

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

    Please forgive the lack of initial timestamps. We hope to have them up soon! Sensitive themes include: sexual assault, physical abuse & violence, and emotional manipulation. 

    We want safety for you. 

    If you need help please consider the resources below and take care. 

    United States:

    https://www.thehotline.org/

    “Internet usage can be monitored and is impossible to erase completely. If you’re concerned your internet usage might be monitored, call us at 800.799.SAFE (7233)”

    Canada:

    https://www.sheltersafe.ca/ 

    https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/health-promotion/stop-family-violence/services.html 

    UK

    https://www.nationaldahelpline.org.uk/ 

    -Credits-

    Music by Patrick Hornig

    Thank you to HBO Max and the CW for our source. 

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

    - Follow us - 

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    Email us at [email protected]

    1 hr 12 min
  • RIP Season One: Final Closure

    P.P.P.P.P.P.S.

    In memorium: we rank the memorability of the deaths of Season One's characters. Obviously there are spoilers. Dearly beloved, you've been warned.

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    or email us at [email protected]

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

    Music recorded & played by Patrick Hornig, written by Frédéric Chopin.
    3 min
  • Tarot Reading Season One: Closure

    P.P.P.P.P.S.

     

    We each dedicated tarot cards to characters and do a reading of their Season One arcs. Spoilers for Season One - you've been warned!

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    or email us at [email protected]

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

     
    31 min
  • Singing Season One: Closure

    P.P.P.P.S.

    Let us regale you (and sometimes serenade you) with the songs of Season One. All credit to the artists in this playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60gRO73LU1yl7BWIzA138r?si=78fa5cd3436a44bd

    (Also we didn't make any money off this episode. Not complaining, just a legal note)

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    or email us at [email protected]

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

    28 min
  • Wording Season One: Closure

    P.P.P.S.

    We utilized our vocabulary from the Word of the Day segment to sum up the season's events! Spoiler alert for the entire series of season one! 

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    or email us at [email protected]

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

    19 min
  • Old Crones Finish Season One S1E22

    Dear Podcast Listener,

    Welcome to Founders Day! 

    We made it!! Through season one!!! Alive and one year older!!!! Get on your float and let's take a ride.

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    Email us at [email protected]

     

    -Trigger Warnings-

    Suicide-coded scenes

    00:20:10 - 00:20:30, 01:08:12 - 0:1:09:33 

    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255

     

    -Credits-

    Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song!

    Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source. 

    Artwork and editing by Nikki

    1 hr 34 min
  • You Selfish Bi-- S1E21

    Dear Podcast Listener,

     

    Welcome to Isobel! 

    The bitch is back. And damn, what a woman. We discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly with this bi-coded villain.

    Sincerely,

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    Email us at [email protected]

     

    -Trigger Warnings-

    Please be advised that we speak about biphobia, transphobia, and sexual violence for the first 15 minutes of the podcast. 

    Biphobia / Transphobia 

    00:00:45-00:15:25 

    Gone With the Wind conversation / slavery 

    00:26:30-00:29:15

    Compulsion of sexual acts & Bi stereotypes

    00:31:00-00:35:25

     

    The Trevor Project for Bisexual Youth:

    https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/guide/how-to-support-bisexual-youth/ 

     

    CDC’s Survey from 2010:

    https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/cdc_nisvs_victimization_final-a.pdf 

     

    Why bi people are more vulnerable to partner violence:

    https://mashable.com/article/bisexual-people-sexual-violence 



    Randall, A. (2008). The wind done gone. Mariner Books. 

    Selznick, D. O., Howard, S. C., Steiner, M., & Haller, E. (1939). Gone with the wind. United States; Loew's Incorporated. 

    Depraved bisexual. TV Tropes. (n.d.). Retrieved May 4, 2022, from https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedBisexual 



    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255

     

    -Credits-

    Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song!

    Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source. 

    Editing by Brigid

    Artwork by Nikki

    1 hr 22 min
  • Pearls Before Swine S1E20

    Dear Podcast Listener, 

     

    Welcome to Blood Brothers! 

     

    #JohnGilbertmustdie

    #WeHateJohnGilbert4ever

    #Mr.Gilbertmayyourotinhell

    #GoAwayJohnGilbert

    #MissMeWithThatJohnGilbert

    #RickIsDrivingUs

    #SeriouslyDoesAnyoneLikeThatGuy

    #JessIsWrongJohnGilbertSucks

    #JusticeForPearl

    #JusticeForHarper

    #WeCallHimJackass

     

    Sincerely, 

    Nikki & Brigid

     

    -Follow us-

    @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram 

    Email us at [email protected]

     

    -Trigger Warnings-

    This episode’s plot revolves around the personal choice of whether to live or die. Please be advised. 

    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255

     

    -Credits-

    Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song!

    Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source. 

    Editing & Artwork Nikki

    1 hr 7 min

About Dear Vampire Diaries

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A re-watch podcast where two grown-ass adult women sort through their feelings about The Vampire Diaries.