We asked ourselves the big question this week: If you had one day left on earth, how would you spend it? Deep meditation? Heartfelt goodbyes? Nope. Turns out we'd mostly just faff about, max out every credit card we can get our hands on, and buy some absolutely rad motorcycles and cars we'll never have to pay for.

This week we explore deeply hypothetical questions like "if we got poisoned from a deadly puffer fish meal and had 24 hours left to live, what would we do?" and whether, if it turned out we were patient zero for a civilisation-ending virus, we'd stay in a room to keep humanity safe or just go full demolition mode on earth's existence.

We somehow get sidetracked into snooker chat, discuss Trump, driving tanks (because why not), and other peak millennial responses to existential dread.

In the end, we conclude that the perfect last day on earth probably involves sleeping in, ordering a curry, finally telling our nearest and dearest their honest rating out of 10, and informing people who are shit that they are, in fact, shit....all while refusing to feel guilty about any of it.

Join us for this week's episode where we answer life's biggest questions with the energy of someone who's already given up.