“Mm, I see. So, Jane, what you do here, in effect, is count boners.” Will one hand be enough? You know. The fingers. Will the fingers on one hand be enough for counting? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr  – as they dream a little dream with […]

Blood: “You know, Albert, sometimes you can be such a putz…” Vic: “A putz? What’s a putz? It’s somethin’ bad, isn’t it? You better take that back or I’m gonna […]

“The blood of these whores is killing me.” Why don’t you have a salad instead? If only they have the right vegetables. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, […]

“No one has come as close as I, understanding the secret of life, intelligently created. My mistakes have been few, but I learned from every one.” It’s always good to […]

“It’s elevens. Tens are for booties.” Shouldn’t that go without saying? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Daphne Monary-Ernsdorff, and Jeff Mohr – as […]

“He sought the ultimate in HUMAN AGONY… with instruments of TORTURE ghastly beyond belief!” Is he talking about Hellraiser? Wait. Wrong decade. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, […]

“Yeah! We’re alive and we’re safe… and we’re shipwrecked. Two outta three ain’t bad.” Yeah, that’s not a line from the hit Meatloaf song. Join your faithful Grue Crew – […]

“I swear I’m telling the truth! Do I look like a sex murderer to you? Can you imagine me creeping around, strangling all those women with ties? That’s ridiculous. For […]

“Weird, man. Way out. I mean, spooks, hobgoblins, black magic. All that jazz.” Groovy, man. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr […]

“You realize what you’re up against, don’t you? Evil.” What? A horror movie with evil? Go figure. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and […]