Esper is trying to get his ballet bod back

through working out.He spent two weeks in Vegas at “Ballerina

for Dummies”

Raven is looking for a new place to live.

He doesn’t want to live with Stanley and Esper anymore, as Stanley is getting

more and more involved in his sexual antics and is starting his own religion.

Raven is also still on the hunt for

Boberan.

Raven: I talked to the police about it;

they don’t seem too worried.Esper: Why? What did they say?Raven: … well they already have a domestic

abuse charge against her so they said I was better off. Then I cried in the

police station. Mascara running all down onto the police desk.Esper: Did they charge you for that? Did

they like… beat you for that?Raven: No they fined me though – “Getting

Mascara on a police desk” - it’s $50Esper: What’s the charge?Raven: I just told you – “Getting Mascara

on a police desk”Esper: I know… but I just meant… what did

they charge you?Raven: Getting Mascara on a police desk.Esper: Right, but how much will it cost

you?Raven: $50Esper: Ok. That’s what I was wondering.Raven: This is like that “Who’s on first?”

bit we did once.Esper: That wasn’t a bit. It was a

conversation.

In the passed two weeks; goth has gotten

huge! And our heroes are ready to take credit for it.

Aging punk rocker Liam calls in again with

more Richard Branson related problems.

Raven: your stories have a similar

narrative arc as another contributor to this show- I wonder if you know him;

his name is Marshall Herschell. He’s got a nemesis – or at least he had one a

long time ago – actually in the 80’s as well – did you ever know him? Maybe

meet him on tour while you were in Florida or something?Liam: Marshall Herschell… let me think…Raven: because he always writes in and he

talks about his pain from the past and there’s a coach who is always

humiliating him – it’s very similar to your Richard Branson – who is always

humiliating you.Liam: That name sounds familiar and I think

I know why…Raven: Really?Liam: …because I plug my Gibson Les Paul

into a Marshal and give it a strum!MC Jiggy also calls in and talks in rhyme about his pain.

Raven’s Haiku:

Dead horses are deadThe carousel spins aloneMy life My horse My…