On Episode 79 of Deconstruct iMore brings BenGate back and The Verge confuses Apple for Google. And nobody really cares!

It's the week before WWDC 2018 and Jerry is trying to make a living in the ultra-expensive land of Hawaii. That leaves Ben and Patrice to do the lamentable job of going over terrible articles.

On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice talk about crappy articles while Jerry lives out the movie Vulcano in Hawaii. The airport router says his final goodbye and nobody cares, neither do we about the long fabled macPad

On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben did the best disclaimer he’s ever done and forgot to record it! It’s a very special episode since its Easter Fools Day. Yes its both Easter and April Fool’s Day. Ben and Patrice are here while Jerry, is somewhere else. BS Outsider derides the new iPad in favor of Chromebooks and the Mac Observer pines for the return of the iPad Mini

On Episode 75, Jerry is still missing. Years later. On the bright side, Ben and Patrice are more than happy to do an episode without him.

On Episode 74, Jerry “misplaced” his local audio so we had to go to the backup audio. On the bright side, we didn’t loose an episode…. Yes, that means Jerry is actually here joining Ben and Patrice. And, oh boy, do we get our German heritage on while we talk Octoberfest.

With Jerry “Working”, Ben and Patrice tackle all the crap that’s out there. Mashable calls Face ID a privacy disaster and the Verge claims there’s a conspiracy to keep your devices hard to repair

On this Deconstruct, Ben, Patrice, and yes even Jerry take on the announcement of the upcoming female 13th Doctor on Doctor Who and vacuums of doom while Ben has no idea what day it is while Patrice’s BMW is holding him hostage. Oh yeah, there’s some some tech stories to talk about as well.

On today’s episode, Ben botches the disclaimer to a comical level. Patrice joins him while Jerry takes care of his Pet so he’s not here.

Ben and Patrice are flying solo (or tandem) because Jerry got a new pet. Meanwhile Steve Jobs' ghost is resurrected and Apple is late to the party. At least according to some articles.