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  • Star Wars: Clone Wars

    Being stabbed hurts, from what I’ve heard.

    This month we watched Star Wars: Clone Wars, where the clones like actually attack, you know? They should have called this Attack of the Clones, and renamed Episode II, I don’t know, “The Clones Exist.” Clone Wars was aired between November 7, 2003 and March 25, 2005.

    Show-notes:


    2:13 And a bunch of other stuff.
    2:31 Only the good die young.
    9:14 I was actually planning on becoming a Satanist until I saw this show.

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    31 min
  • 177: Dehydrated Rats (School Reunion)

    In the end, all we need are rats. Wait…

    School kind of sucks, but it’s kind of cool too. There’s a big variety in my school experiences, and probably most people’s. I don’t really know where I’m going with this, because honestly I’d prefer not to have to talk about school outside of school. It’s School Reunion, written by Toby Whithouse and aired on April 29, 2006.

    Show-notes:


    17:36 She was born in 1951, so if the beginning part of Time Warrior took place in 1973 when it aired, then she was 22.
    19:01 Third biggest city in Scotland population-wise.
    22:13 Now that I look at the Geonosians again, they don’t really remind me of them. But oh well.
    30:11 Yeah, this scene from Sherlock looks pretty similar. But the real question is why is the guy who played Moriarty flat out terrible at acting?
    38:08 Nightmare fuel.
    38:22 Apparently it’s still in production.
    49:49 Link to art.
    54:41 Just listen to this. Why couldn’t he have put even half this level of effort into Doctor Who?

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Murray Gold.

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    57 min
  • 176: Boiling Water is Hot (Tooth and Claw)

    Hot is a relative term though, maybe it’s actually cold.

    I’m going to need you to call a doctor as soon as possible. I don’t care which one, it’s just, I’ve been bitten  by this werewolf, and I really don’t know what to do. I’m starting to feel a bit woozy, so if you could hurry up. I’ll be in the hospital here, watching Tooth and Claw, written by Russell T. Davies. As I’m told it originally aired on April 22, 2006.

    Show-notes:


    18:52 But did she really say “We are not amused?” Radio Times has the answers we’re all looking for. Or not.
    23:12 Like we mentioned, it’s the Kohinoor, which is the largest of the Crown Jewels.
    26:06 Yeah, believe it or not, dogs actually can get hairballs.
    28:53 You don’t get a a picture of it, but this article talks about how the Death Star’s lasers wouldn’t work if it were real.
    32:05 This is actually disputed for some reason, but the Australian government says January 1, 1901, so I guess I’ll go with that.
    33:55 12 nautical miles.

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Murray Gold.

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    39 min
  • 175: More Narcissistic Than Ever (New Earth)

    Too many mirrors, not enough time to lick them all.

    Looks like it’s time for Rose to actually travel with this mysterious, dashing new Doctor. In hindsight, it would be totally in character for the Tenth Doctor to lick the mirror when he looks at himself. Huh. It’s New Earth, written by Russell T. Davies and aired on April 15, 2006.

    Show-notes


    18:23 Which you can watch here. Probably the only time I’ve heard “backwards” get rhymed with “lack words.”
    18:51 Which you can read here. But I highly suggest you don’t.
    31:37 Volume 1: Hail to the King of the Jews, Baby!
    31:55 Forgot this was directed and written by Mel Gibson.
    31:57 The Book of Mormon is a 2011 musical.
    34:20 Can’t wait for the new Spaceballs movie next month.

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Murray Gold.

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    43 min
  • 174: No More Petes, Just Howard (The Christmas Invasion)

    Everybody loves Howard, the new show from the BBC.

    As it turns out, the best day to invade Earth is Christmas Day, 2006, when it just so happened the Doctor was totally out of commission. If the Sycorax had just showed up like 4 hours earlier they probably would have totally succeeded. It’s The Christmas Invasion, written by Russell T. Davies, and aired on December 25, 2005.

    Show-notes:


    10:06 Might as well link this again.
    11:25 They’re actually called Roboforms and the Doctor says they behave like pilot fish.
    12:40 Yeah, dogs can get hairballs. So wolves probably can too.
    14:51 Apparently some people take shark cartilage as a supplement.
    19:02 Whiplash from Iron Man 2. He’s not original to the movie obviously. He was created for comics.
    22:42 I honestly don’t know if I believe this site or not, but according to it about 34% of people have A+ blood. That means A+ is the second most common blood type after O+. No idea about the royal family, but I did find out they’re Rh negative, which means they don’t have the Rh factor, whatever that is.
    26:48 Yeah I am just making that up.
    40:23 Controls emotions.
    40:55 Immortal jellyfish, aka turritopsis dohrnii. This thing is creepy.
    47:34 In regards to sexism in politics, the first episode of Revisionist History does a good job of summing it up. Here’s a Huffington Post article about it.
    49:12 Song for 10. I think this is the version heard in this episode.
    52:58 Thanks Radio Times.

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Murray Gold.

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    56 min
  • The Ninth Doctor Retrospective

    So its come to this. Reading the Doctor Who Annual.

    Can you believe it? We’re just three doctors from catching up to the show. Well, it’ll be three again by this time next year, thanks to Jodie Whittaker. It feels like we’re on a never-ending treadmill of trying to catch up. It’s the Ninth Doctor Retrospective this week, where we also talk about the 2006 Doctor Who Annual, which was published in September 2005.

    Show-notes:


    2:27 Books. What are they?
    3:46 You won’t even believe the truth about this.
    12:38 How Watson Learned the Trick.
    17:13 The Boscombe Valley Mystery.
    17:35 The Six Napoleons and Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle.
    33:33 What Queen song?
    1:04:22 Junie B. Jones. Kind of sad to see that this series ended a couple years ago.

    TYD Blue: #272d70

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Murray Gold.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Star Wars (the prequel trilogy)

    If he’s the key I don’t want to see what the lock looks like.

    This month we tortured ourselves with the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. Unless you’re Kiyan, then you discovered a newfound appreciation for actual trash. This is George Lucas’ magnum opus. Or as close to it as he’s ever going to get. The prequel trilogy was released in 1999, 2002, and 2005, respectively.

    Show-notes:


    2:41 Background stuff about Star Wars. This also covers the lead-up to Episode III, the best of the prequel trilogy.
    4:31 The making of Episode I full documentary. Now might be a good time to drop this other Episode I behind the scenes stuff. And while we’re at it here’s more. Heck, here’s seven archived pages of stuff from 1999.
    6:56 Spottraining.
    10:16 UNSOLICITED. Her name was Robin Gurland I guess.
    15:00 FUTURE.
    24:13 Still good.
    25:55 Check out our other podcast, Dust your Doctor.
    28:56 Episode II documentary.
    35:48 yeah that’s right, the kid who played kid Anakin now has schizophrenia.

    Other stuff:

    Yoda vs. Dooku
    Darth Vader costume
    Kashyyk, however you spell it

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    52 min
  • 173: Setting the Bar So Low You Could Trip Over It (Bad Wolf & The Parting of the Ways)

    Even I could get over that bar.

    Looks like we killed the 9th Doctor. Us. Directly. We called in the Daleks, told them that time was a bit weak around Satellite 5 and all that. We didn’t really expect them to show up to be honest, so imagine our surprise when we watched the Doctor die this week. Sorry about that, guess we shouldn’t be calling intergalactic criminals and genocidal maniacs. It’s Bad Wolf & The Parting of the Ways, written by Russell T. Davies and aired on the 11th and 18th of June, 2005.

    Show-notes:


    4:06 It was series 7.
    5:24 As far as I can tell the house for Big Brother UK has changed its appearance frequently. Here’s a teaser for series 4 of Big Brother UK which aired a while before this episode. From what you can barely make out, it looks kind of similar.
    5:34 Yeah, Weakest Link looks exactly the same though.
    8:16 The Weakest Link and What Not To Wear were BBC shows, but Big Brother wasn’t.
    9:34 What Not To Wear, the British version I guess. I found out what it was called by googling “British fashion tv show with two hosts.”

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    1 hr 22 min
  • 172: The Sensation of Wet Socks (Boom Town)

    How many socks have I lost to the rain?

    We’ve engineered the perfect crisis. We’ll just blow this nuclear reactor here, followed by that one there, then launch a space station, then blow it up, then sink half of the eastern seaboard… I’m starting to think this whole making evil plans thing wasn’t as easy as I had originally assumed. It’s Boom Town, written by Russell T. Davies and aired on the 4th of June, 2005.

    Show-notes:


    6:27 The Wales Millennium Centre. Getting really sick of this “Millennium” huge shiny structure conspiracy.
    6:44 The Foreigner. Oops, wrong one.

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    40 min
  • 171: Show Me Your Moves (The Empty Child & The Doctor Dances)

    This is how we do it….

    It’s time for the biggest war known to mankind in the 20th century maybe. The most devastating maybe if you lived in London. Yes I’m talking about World War Z. Er. II. World War II. It’s The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances, written by Stephen Moffat and aired on the 21st and 28th of May, 2005.

    Show-notes:


    2:17 In media res.
    11:17 I wonder how I didn’t know this existed until now.
    12:36 John Barrowman has been in stuff like Torchwood and the United States Congress.
    25:39 Check out our other podcast Triple Play. Our most recent episode covers Alien: Resurrection.
    26:21 .
    33:22 Corn on the cob.
    52:57 It’s actually Captain Falcon.
    53:52 Gan ftw.

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    1 hr 2 min

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