The nation's elites, from politicians to leaders of business and
finance, have been caught playing fast and loose with the rules. More
serious than smoking in the gym and calling the English teacher
"Daddio," they've tarnished our national reputation, run up our bills,
robbed our savings, and stalled our economy. Now that it's time to take
them to task, they've all come down with Charlie Brown Syndrome,
crying, "why is everybody always picking on me!?" While we contemplate
how to punish these scoundrels for their misdeeds, let's enjoy a little
music, wait for our piece of the stimulus package, and watch the
chickens come home to roost.