Meet Franco Champagne: A millennial whose stories about massive online t*tty fraud, surreal rides as an Uber driver and FOO issues have the sibs LOLing. Catie labels an innocent woman an "ugly b*tch" before cursing the patriarchy, JD reveals why parenthood changes your life, and eventually, the two decide to adopt Franco into the family. Tune in next time for more Champagne, babay!