Join us for a long-lost episode featuring stand-up comedian Patrick McFarland. Catie and Patrick are meeting in KC for the first time around Thanksgiving of 2020. These two silly geese get deep about sexual fluidity, Joe Biden, Catie’s idea that fans of Club Penguin will love, boob therapy, a WHOLE lot of bickering, and an abrupt ending due to an evil monster entering the studio and chopping the cords. Enjoy!

JD and Catie are back to get real about whose hair looks worse, @housmanfixeryoopers, and the time Thomas Middleditch was rude to Catie. JD also lets Catie perform one of her worst jokes for him. They then look at the passport that saved Catie from being stuck in Austria for the rest of her life. Wanna know what we’d we do if we got to be on The Bachelor? You’ll find out! We love you, Congheads! (More on that name within the episode…)

Catie's here with a brief episode to tell the Congregation we are still here! Let's talk relapse and embarrassment. Tune in for more Catie/JD shenanigans real soon!

Catie relapsed. She doesn't want to talk about it with anyone but The Congregation right now. Emotional abuse is the topic of this episode – prepare for a lot of self pity. 

Join Catie as she kills time recalling the deep evil that lives within elementary schools, Googles stupid news, and likens her awful idea for a bar to Elon Musk's career trajectory.

Meet Franco Champagne: A millennial whose stories about massive online t*tty fraud, surreal rides as an Uber driver and FOO issues have the sibs LOLing. Catie labels an innocent woman an "ugly b*tch" before cursing the patriarchy, JD reveals why parenthood changes your life, and eventually, the two decide to adopt Franco into the family. Tune in next time for more Champagne, babay!

It's a JD solo-pod, and he tries his best! Enjoy the first few minutes as he oafishly scratches the microphone, drowning out his best jokes. Quality quickly improves, and to be clear, we mean audio quality only. JD eventually reveals his take on the Father's plan to end homelessness. Catie can’t wait to get back in the studio next week to brutally tease JD for his unique (but possibly accurate) pronunciation of “Jeffrey Epstein.”

What is love, love, love?

Baby, dont hurt the sibs as they tap into some deep emotions this week. JD explains what it's like to fall in love, and agrees to become Catie's unlicensed therapist. Catie educates the audience on how the full moon, without proper respect, will fuck your shit up. Finally, they debate whether or not the Father treats them differently. They also ask for forgiveness from Haddaway's legal team.

Join us for a journey into the confused mind of Catie as she talks about the Austin snowpocalypse, feeling personally attacked at Target and why everyone needs to start manifesting their reality. As usual, she also talks too much about caffeine. Co-host JD will be back soon for the next mind-blowing episode of FFU!

The siblings discuss current events and the time Catie almost got stuck in Europe forever. Later, they ask The Congregation for podcast feedback that won’t hurt their fragile feelings.