We spend more time in Texas than anyone should, as a judge rules to have books returned to a local library, a woman lost money because Texas DPS sent drivers licenses to a crime syndicate, and a man used an Apple AirTag to find his stolen truck...oh, and he killed the thief. We talk about Gwyneth ski accident trial (and her choice of gasses to shoot up her butt), how Disney owned DeSantis, and review what we're watching! A NYPD detective was denied a promotion because of her wayward panties, we have an update on the fishing cheaters, and a news anchor may have lost her job for quoting Snoop Dogg.