You know how every once in a while, a show goes on a mid-season break? Well, your fave podcast Deeply Shallow is doing the same, though this has been prompted in part by a worldwide pandemic.  So for this very special season finale of sorts, Matt and Tara revel in the sheer ludicrousness of Tiger King on Netflix, discuss how Coronavirus has impacted their lives in both big and small ways, and give you their warmest well-wishes!

The COVID-19 pandemic has turned the world upside down in both big, life-changing ways and smaller, albeit irritating ones. One example of the latter is that the quarantine shake-up meant Matt and Tara were unable to record this week. So to keep you in good spirits, your hosts have gone back through the Deeply Shallow archives and rounded up some of the funniest bits to grace the show, including Tara’s outbursts at the dinner table, how Matt became accustomed to having female friends, and the coldest episode they’ve recorded.

Sweet Lady Luck is the focus for this week’s Deeply Shallow, and while she isn’t able to cameo on the show herself, Matt and Tara have felt her influence (or lack thereof) far and wide. In this episode, your hosts discuss the luckiest—and unluckiest—things that have happened to them, ponder whether or not they’ve been lucky in love, and discuss the people they know who’ve been blessed with ungodly amounts of luck.

Be it at an airport, a food court or a nice, fancy restaurant, there’s no shortage of venues for the Deeply Shallow hosts to indulge in one of their favorite casual pastimes: people watching. Why look at animals at the zoo when you can quietly observe the human species at its weirdest and most frustrating from your very own doorstep? In this episode, Matt and Tara discuss their favorite people-watching moments, reflect on the times they’ve been the subject of people watching themselves, and call themselves out on their own vehicular bad habits.

To touch on both the ups and downs of house-hunting and balancing work with parenting, your hosts have brought on their second-ever guest, realtor and working mom Amanda Phillips. In this episode, Matt, Tara and Amanda discuss what they struggle with the most as working parents, reveal what they wish more people understood about simultaneously working and raising a child, and ask themselves if they would still work if they didn’t need to.

Your hosts are hung up on that green-eyed monster that can creep up on us whether we’re dealing with loved ones or complete strangers: jealousy. Whether it’s over material possessions or some aspect of a relationship, jealousy can be overwhelming and toxic if you let it get ahold of you—which is why you’re lucky that your lovely hosts have found a number of ways to deal with it when it pops up. In this episode, Matt and Tara are joined by a silent special guest, break down the difference between jealousy and envy, and share their own pro tips for dealing with jealousy.

Whether it’s not asking someone out or going with a salad when you really wanted soup, everybody has one regret or another—and if you’re not careful, you can end up fixating on what you did or didn’t do and life ends up passing you by. So for this episode, your lovely hosts Matt and Tara reflect on their own missed opportunities, think about the choices they’d never want to take back, and delve into why it’s so important to come to terms with your regrets.

Valentine’s Day is coming up this Friday, so Matt and Tara are doing you a favor by reminding you to buy a gift for your significant other if you haven’t done so already—and yes, we know some of you probably forgot. But Valentine’s Day makes for a good excuse for your hosts to talk the ins and outs of love, dating and trying not to drive each other crazy. For this episode, they discuss what kinds of Valentine’s gifts they are (and are not) fans of, look back on how their definitions of love have changed over the years, and why they still believe in love at first sight.

Deeply Shallow is getting deeply nostalgic for this week’s episode as they compare their perceptions of what being a grown adult would be like versus the reality they now live every day. For this adulthood vs. childhood showdown, Matt and Tara recount some of their favorite childhood memories, reminisce about some of the inadvisable decisions they can no longer get away with, and reveal what they would tell their younger selves if they could.

You think you know everything there is to know about someone until they hit you with the surprise revelation of the century. Even good friends can keep the weirdest, wildest secrets from each other—and yes, that’s true for Matt and Tara. In this candid episode, your hosts discuss which warning labels should be plastered all over themselves, Tara talks about the worst time someone asked her to go steady, and Matt lays out the reason he would make a terrible roommate.