This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally pivot into what may be the most irresponsible fundraiser in podcasting history: Kegels for Cash, a live charity drive to raise money for federal law enforcement to defend themselves against the deadliest threat in America: Honda Pilots.

What begins as a heartfelt attempt to “make a difference” immediately derails into a deranged call-in episode featuring borsch discourse, wildly inappropriate kinky confessions, a shocking number of opinions about tomato soup, and a running debate over whether soup is for women, children, or weak men with soft hands.

Along the way, the show tackles:

• The inherent danger of Japanese automobiles

• Why Mark Wahlberg making movies about real life tragedies feels insulting

• The absolute worst Top 3 soup lists ever assembled

• Why tomato soup isn’t a real soup

• Whether miso soup is food or a biological weapon

• chowder

• Ska music, Warped Tour trauma, and bass players ruining lives

• Kaz's Kink Korner™

• Deepwater Horizon (eventually)

Calls are taken. Feelings are hurt. Multiple listeners flee the chat. Lauren performs hundreds of Kegels in real time while money is (technically) raised. By the end of the night, the show has successfully donated $3.16 to federal law enforcement and permanently damaged several people’s understanding of soup, love making, and film criticism.

No structure. No restraint. No lessons learned.
Just gazpacho and Wahlberg slander.

Thanks for listening.