The boys gather to celebrate the majesty of Christopher Columbus the only way they know how: by watching two terrible movies about the 1492 voyage. Ridley Scott's 1492: Conquest of Paradise and John Glen's Christopher Columbus: The Discovery are compared and contrasted. Have we found Marlon Brando's worst performance? Does Tom Selleck make a good King Ferdinand? Why was Gerard Depardieu chosen to play an Italian? All good questions, and all are answered on today's Deja Views!