33 Deliberating Dogface Dudes
Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
Do Planks Make the Man Muslim or Does Muslimism Make Men Submissive?
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Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it’s
a cosmic collision of culture, cats, and chaos. Let’s gooo.
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TIMESTAMPS – Navigate the Madness:
- (00:01:02) 🐱 Kittens & Illuminati Confirmed
- (00:01:53) 🎙️ Male Feminist Podcast & Vaginal Monologues (Not Wood)
- (00:03:02) 🍿 Microaggressions at the Movies
- (00:04:29) ❄️ ICE, Immigration & Naughty Policies
- (00:08:02) 🌌 Star Wars Jumped the Shark (And the Shark Sharted)
- (00:10:49) 🎭 Roleplay Trauma in Improv Livestreams
- (00:14:00) 🗳️ Podcasting While Politically Activated
- (00:17:59) 💥 Bullet Emissions & Survivors Speak
- (00:22:30) 📚 Attic Secrets & Anne Frank Puns
- (00:28:01) 🚔 Bad Buddy Cop Codes (10-4 Vibes)
- (00:36:35) 🔫 Gun Violence & Restraining Orders
- (00:45:00) 💇♀️ Cultural Appropriation & Bangs
- (00:54:00) 🧎♀️ TradCath Wives & Male Husbandos
- (01:05:00) 🧩 Autism Test Kits & Self Diagnosis
- (01:20:00) 🌴 Jared Leto’s Cult Island
- (01:32:00) 🏁 Sperm Racing – Yes, Really
- (01:50:00) 🦠 CO-VIDiots & Public Health Takes
- (02:09:05) 🚤 JK Rowling & Motorboating Into Madness
- (02:15:00) 🛏️ Equal Opportunity Sex Policies
- (02:25:00) 🃏 Political Trading Cards & Final Thoughts
👁️ From 🌸 vaginal metaphors to 🧠 neurodivergence, 👮 gun law double standards to 🕍 Minecraft theology, this episode is a surrealist mashup of hilarious and unhinged commentary. You’re gonna laugh. You’re gonna cringe. You might ascend. 🛸
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💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it's a
freakin’ ride. Buckle up.
👀 What do kittens, Star Wars, gun control, and Jared Leto's sex cult have in common?
💅 Feminism, 🧠 neurodivergence, 😳 attic secrets, and 🧘♀️ plank-based pyramid schemes all show up too.
🔥 Sperm racing?
👮♂️ ICE raids?
📚 TradCath housewives vs. Minecraft feminist theory?
➡️ Yep. All that. And so much more.
🎧 This episode ain't for the faint of heart. We go
off the rails, and then off the grid. 🛰️
Expect wild laughs, wild takes, and wildly uncomfortable truths.
⚠️ NSFW. NSFL. NSF... reality?
🐱 Kittens confirmed. Planks suspicious. Autism cured (pending).
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Kittens, Feminism, and the Cat Illuminati: An Eclectic Journey
The Hime Haircut Is All Over TikTok — Here's What to Know Before You Get It (Don't)Exploring the Whimsical and Controversial: From Kittens to Star Wars
Vaginal Monologues and Sperm Racing: A Jungle Gym of Raging Hormonal Tides They are a Turning
Cultural Appropriation and Equal Opportunity: Navigating Modern Society
From Toxic Masculinity to Cat Illuminati Pyramid Yoga Postures: Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
(00:01:02) Kittens and Illuminati Confirmed
(00:01:53) Male Feminist Podcast and Vaginal Logs (Not Wood)
(00:03:02) Microaggressions in Movie Theaters
(00:04:29) Naughty ICE and Immigration Policies (Not very NICE)
(00:08:02) Star Wars Jumped the Shark and The Shark Sharted
(00:10:49) The Roleplay of Trauma in Improv Livestreams (Example)
(00:14:00) Podcasting and Political Opinions
(00:17:59) Survivors of Bullet Emissions Live To Tell The Tale
(00:22:30) Attic Secrets and Frankly, I don't give Anne a Damn!
(00:28:01) 10-4 Bad Buddy Cop Codes and Local Law Enforcement
(00:36:35) Gun Violence Restraining Orders
(00:45:00) Cultural Appropriation and Hairstyles: Don't Bang Your Hairdresser
(00:54:00) Traditional Catholic Wives and Male Husbandos
(01:05:00) Self-Diagnose Your Own Flavor of Autism
(01:20:00) Jared Leto's Live Island
(01:32:00) Sperm Racing and Fertility Competitions
(01:50:00) CO-VIDiots-19 and Public Health Narratives
(02:09:05) JK Row Row Rows her Motor Boat Rowling Tiddies, Smokes Cigars
(02:15:00) Equal Opportunity to Sex and Social Policies
(02:25:00) Political Trading Cards and Final Thoughts
- Steve
- allen marcus
- Benjamin Balderson
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https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
In this lively and eclectic episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the whimsical to the controversial. We kick off with a humorous countdown before delving into the world of kittens and the curious case of a cat Illuminati. Our conversation takes a turn as we explore the intersection of feminism, the female anatomy, and the intriguing world of vaginal monologues. We also touch on the importance of accessibility in podcasts, ensuring that our content reaches a diverse audience, including those with visual impairments.
As the discussion unfolds, we navigate through the realms of toxic masculinity, incel culture, and the societal implications of gun control. We also explore the fascinating world of Star Wars and its reflection of modern politics. From the absurdity of sperm racing to the complexities of cultural appropriation in hairstyles, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions. We wrap up with a lighthearted look at the concept of equal opportunity sex and the potential societal benefits of such a policy. Join us for a thought-provoking and entertaining journey through the myriad facets of contemporary culture.
🎙️ The Internet’s Most Unhinged Podcast Just Dropped a New Episode — And It Starts With Kittens (Obviously)
By allenmarcus.comOriginally published on [allenmarcus.com]“Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty-third…”
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Deliberating Dogface Dudes, Episode 33If you’ve ever asked yourself,
“Could a podcast be too free?” the answer is YES. And this is that podcast.
Welcome to the surreal, stream-of-consciousness brainchild that is
Deliberating Dogface Dudes. In Episode 33, the hosts — Steve Pokemon, Allen Marcus, and Benjamin Balderson — let loose with two hours of unscripted, uncensored conversation that ricochets between kitten conspiracies, toxic masculinity, gun policy, and whether planking is secretly a form of prayer.
It’s absurd. It’s vulgar. It’s weirdly insightful. It’s what happens when smart, strange minds let the mics run hot.
🧠 A Podcast That Begins With Cats and Ends With Sperm Racing
“We’re gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type.”From that poetic (and questionably accurate) introduction to
The Vagina Monologues, the discussion unspools into the politics of male feminist identity and how
Star Wars “jumped the shark — and the shark sharted.” Yes, that’s a real quote.
🚨 Culture Wars, Star Wars, and Literal Bullet Emissions
The hosts take on American masculinity and public behavior, noting how today’s men are “spread-leg kicking the back of seats at the movie theater” and leaving behind “sticky messes” — literal or metaphorical.
“These young men… they think they own the place. That’s hooligan behavior.”ICE raids, immigration policy, and political power consolidation come next, with one host cheekily describing Trump’s deportation strategies as “ICE, ICE baby.”
And then comes this gem of media critique:
“Disney corrected the errors of the original Jews in Space trilogy… where good and evil were clearly defined. That’s just not how life is.”🧘♀️ Autism Cures, TradCath Wives, and Planking as Prayer
This episode might win the award for most unpredictable tangent: it includes both a search for “the most autistic person on the internet” and a debate over whether yoga’s plank pose is secretly converting youth to Islam.
“Is the plank a secret Muslim call to prayer action?”The show also takes a controversial look at the tradwife movement, contrasting it with modern femininity, incel culture, and what they call the “friend zone to beta orbiter pipeline.”
“There’s this thing about watching Japanimation… and girls not touching your penis.”💦 Yes, They Discuss Sperm Racing
By the 90-minute mark, the conversation veers hard into speculative sports. Specifically: sperm racing. With actual betting, logistics, and marketing strategies.
“We have better logistics... the large language model has done the hard math.”The hosts then propose a “thousand-man gangbang” as a radical new public policy to address incel culture, sexual frustration, and economic instability. It's unclear if they're serious. It's also unclear if it matters.
“We are removing the stigma of inceldom and empowering a sex goddess.”🃏 Politics, Pokémon, and Patreon Kinks
Before wrapping up, the gang pitches “Political Trading Cards” (complete with stats like “Clinton body count”) and calls out the attention economy:
“You were a sex slave for your husband. Now you get to be a whore for a bunch of people for a little while. Hope you’re good at investing.”They also joke about monetizing trauma, neurodivergence, and cat juggling. It’s brutal, hilarious, and slightly exhausting — which is the point.
🎧 Why You Should (Maybe) Listen
If you're tired of sanitized, overly branded podcasts that pretend to be neutral while pushing obvious narratives,
Deliberating Dogface Dudes is a refreshing punch to the face.
It’s chaotic, yes. Offensive? Frequently. But it’s also raw, unscripted, and occasionally brilliant.
“We don’t want to yuck anyone’s yums. But we’re gonna talk about ‘em.”Whether you agree with the hosts or want to throw your phone in a lake, one thing’s for sure: you’ll
never forget Episode 33.
🎧 Listen now
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Episode 33 of
Deliberating Dogface Dudes isn’t just a conversation — it’s a collision of cultural chaos, neurodivergent honesty, and feline conspiracy. 🐱🎙️
🧠 Episode 33:
Dialogues, Men Talk CatsA Whirlwind of Kittens, Cults, Clamshells, and Cultural Critique“Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty-third,” announces one host, setting the tone for a show that opens with literal kittens on the shelf and then flies into full-force absurdity. “Kittens… confirmed,” they declare. “As if we didn’t need any more confirmations this week”.
The hosts waste no time claiming the title of “the Internet’s premier male feminist podcast” and dive headfirst into... anatomy. “We’re gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type,” one says, not-so-subtly riffing on
The Vagina Monologues.
🎥 Microaggressions, ICE, and Jedi Politics
In a segment on toxic masculinity and public behavior, they critique modern movie theater etiquette: “These young men... spread their legs wide. They kick the back of other people’s seats. They think they own the place... hooligan behavior”.
The episode then shifts to immigration: “Donald Trump’s just rounding them up and throwing them on a plane to El Salvador,” one says, adding, “ICE, ICE baby” as they speculate on shady prison contracts.
🧠 Autism, Gonorrhea, and the Search for the Most Autistic Person
In one of the episode’s most intense rabbit holes, the hosts tackle the wave of self-diagnosed neurodivergence. “So by September, we’re gonna solve autism,” one jokes. “People can choose if they want autism or not — just check it out”.
The segment spins into surreal territory: “Autism is a spectrum... and that means there is the most autistic person, and we haven’t found them yet. So the search is on for the most autistic person on the Internet. Is that gonna be the next reality show?”
🧘♀️ Cultural Appropriation, Anime Obsessions & TradWives
Fashion and identity politics meet satire when the team debates hair codes and anime aesthetics. “If someone dyes their hair blue and identifies as an anime character... they should not be discriminated against by school administration,” one defends.
But there’s pushback: “You can’t get the trad wife when you’re watching Japanimations and living in grandma’s…
