Denton and Sasquatch Show

Denton and Sasquatch Show

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Denton and Sasquatch Show episodes

  • Episode 304: This Could Literally Be Our Last Show
    The World is in a very delicate and weird place these days. We have to ask the question, what does it take to make people say enough? Would a woman being decapitated on a street in America do it? We're guessing no. What about children overdosing on drugs coming through our wide open borders? Probably a no as well. Is it going to take another foreign attack on our soil or are people over that too? We really hope it doesn't come to that. Oh and did you know the Queen of England had a Royal Beekeeper? We'll tell you about him. Plus the mailbag and transportation equality for pansexuals.
    1 hr
  • Episode 303: Honey, The Fritos Just Exploded
    How exactly does a bag of Fritos explode? Denton will walk you through the whole thing. Boy those MAGA extremists sure are pushing Civil War 2.0. I'm sorry, did I just say MAGA extremists? I meant Liberal/Marxist (aka Democrats). And the Vaccine pushers are now telling jokes to get you to take the vaccine, SERIOUSLY! Plus this week we dive back into Weird News.
    57 min
  • Episode 302: Who You Calling A Threat, B*tch?!?
    Denton has a few words to say about Biden's "Soul of the Nation" speech. Was this Biden's basket of deplorables moment? Now he wants to walk back what he said. Even though this entire thing was scripted to the last detail. Are we now in the middle of Civil War 2.0? Seems like Biden lobbed the opening volley. What are your thoughts on this entire thing? We want to know.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 301: It's All A Big LIE!
    The media, politicians (both sides), Hollywood, advertisements, they are all lying to you. use a little critical thinking and everything will be clear. Or listen to this show and we'll spell it out for you. A fast food "council" made up of 17 year old burger flippers. It's going to be a thing! No really! Crime tourism...again...it's a thing! All of this and much more, as always, lie free!
    1 hr
  • Episode 300: This Will Change The Way We Live Forever!
    This is our 300th show and do we have something special planned for you. Ah, who are we kidding. We made no special effort. Except to bring you everything you need to know. Like what you say? How about Indian accents? We also have Granny drug smugglers, Joey's Chestnuts, a show full of pointing out hypocrisies and California News! Also an Elephant ripped a guy in half but you'll have to listen to find out why. 
    54 min
  • Episode 299: The United States Next President Will Be.........?
    We have some insider information on who will be the next President of the United States. We'll give you a hint, his name rhymes with Smavin Gruesome. Oh and he'll run America just like California so we'll give you a little sample of that. Also, Democrats are complaining about cow farts again. Gun owners information is being handed out so get ready to have your debt card stolen or a loan taken out in your name. Last but not least we have a guest on tonight's show. None other than former FBI Director James Comey. He'll explain everything you need to know about Classified information and how Trump is going to jail.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 298: This One Weird Thing Could Change History
    Remember when the letters FBI stood for Female Body Inspector? Ah, back in the 80's when that phrase was plastered on T-shirts and hats and everyone got a kick out of them. Well wake the hell up! Those days are over and if you don't start paying attention everything you hold dear to you will be lost. You like wearing your shirt with an American flag? Or maybe proudly showing support for your 2A Rights? Not anymore bucko. You're a terrorist now. Yeah it's crazy but so is selling farts in a jar. It sounds like incoherent ramblings we know, but it all makes sense after you listen to this weeks show. And yes, History is being changed and you probably don't even realize it.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 297: America Needs Safety!
    This episode Denton is as whirly as a bird (but you already knew that) and America needs some safety. Wait, I know how about the Patriot Act part two! Yep, they are trying to roll out another safety measure to take more freedoms from you. Also, you're probably as sick of Jan. 6 Insurrection Electric Boogaloo coverage as the rest of us but there's something EVERY American needs to see. We'll tell you what that is. And last but not least good ol' "Make me another drink Pelosi" is going to start World War 3. Oh the horror, silicone everywhere!!!!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 296: The Pope, A Bear and Al Gore Walk Into A Bar...
    Tonight, live on this show, one of the guys is coming out of the closet. Be sure to tune in for this life altering announcement. Plus the Pope talks gibberish, a minister gets jacked, Hunter ain't doin' no time, the corrupt FBI, Denton's motivational speech and a bear gets dissed. Oh and the return of Weird News!
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 295: Clown World vs. Real World
    This week we ask the question: How are people not seeing Clown World is taking over? Heroes are now the bad guys, up is down and cat and dogs are living together in sin! We'll break it all down for you. Also we start two new initiatives this week. 1. Fire ALL politicians. No matter what party, it's time to flush the bowel of all the turds and start over. 2. We want to give all babies in the womb guns. Tune in and we'll explain. 
    1 hr 9 min

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Two good ol' boys from different ends of the sticks telling you how it is or making it up as we go along. Either way they love this country and all she stands for.