Three accusers of the brethren return from a little vacay and discuss what's changed in the 2 years since the first podcast episode, a new reality show call "Nation's Dumbest", Whatchamacallits, the power of the word "Actually", attending WWE events, which song they can recite every word of if their lives depended on it, unnecessary instruction manuals, listening to bangers not played by Nick, flock cameras, the new Spiderman movie, plus two very special Top 5 Lists.

This is the very first episode of Derailed, recorded back in 2024. Previously unreleased. These 3 charming chums have come a long way.

The original cast of 3 Ninjas reunite to talk about upcoming trips they've planned, luxury linen shorts, organically grown facial hair, taking people for granite, Brad branding butts, bird poop sent from God, amateur pro wrestling injuries, and theater nerds growing up to be cool.

Three fully poseable action figures rank alternative salads, talk the Keatons of Hollywood, rock horns and chocolate milk, cute people, diarrhea lettuce, lesser known funny lines from movies, Jimothy the raccoon, and play a game of Real or Fake: 80s glam metal edition.

Three casual cosplayers talk about people getting mad at fireworks, The Weather Channel app, liking exactly 24 Pearl Jam songs, Bum Farto, Scheels parking, misheard lyrics, let me finish, raising the next generation of sh*tty bicyclists, and play Jingle on the Spot.

Three college drop-ins talk about firework accidents, wildcats, Nick's trip to Aldi, Steiner math, Tom Green's new show, favorite TikTok creators, and summer parties. Also, the Top 5 4ths, and an "I Can Name" game.

Three smiley glad-hands talk about a trip to Wisconsin, using cruise control, a shaving mishap, what careers they're best suited for, bocce ball, the most versatile letter, and if we can Jurassic Park.

Three blind squirrels celebrate Father's Day by enjoying some delicious B and G (Shoutouts Dan G), revealing the results of 2 truths and a lie, making tornado sounds with their mouths, discuss Idiocracy, band tattoos, mutilating fireflies, Diane vs Rebecca, and Brad's foot traffic report. Plus, 4 dad-themed top 5 lists, and a dad-joke game.

Three unsung heroes recreate the latest TikTok trend, then discuss the NBA Finals, fighting Wemby, VH1 reality shows, and a blast from the past. Plus, two truths and a lie, and a Top 5 from Nick.

Three frequent shoppers talk about underrated life achievements, craft fairs, cigars and joints, the phone store, non-scary things from childhood that actually scared them, a punishment is paid, and a game of Real or Fake: Celebrity kid names edition.