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My Love for you is imminence but it's a piss stain the cloth of the universe compared to how much God loves you.
There is only one take away ; Trust God and hold on for the ride.
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Gone are the Cruelty free beans. Gone is the hand apon your face. As the light keeps growing you start to see clouds.
Wait no! You are being deceived. It's mash potato.
And a whining baby
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The next thing you know is a wet hand grabbing your noose pulling you down.
You had never been eye to eye with a can of soup and after doing so, you see why it's generally not a recommend activity.
As you look down the Barrel of the can you realize instead of looking at fake vegan Chicken you are looking into a dark abyss. With a light at so far away.
And that light, it's getting bigger.
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At first you think it's someone moving the shelves then you see it. a can of Vegan flavored fried Chicken soup opening it's self up, like a teenager on a youth camp.
Out from with in the vegetable based flavoring stretches at first you think is a finger. In time you realize is not only a finger but the whole hand .
Assuming that this is simply a bi-product of you grabbing the wrong can of mushroom soup, you go back to your bean based dilemma.
That made canned hand is very mad.
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"Another day, another soup." you mumble to yourself as you look at the wall of soups.
Now do you want 'Gluten Free Bean Feed Chicken Soup" or do you crave 'Gluten Full Chicken Feed Bean Soup".These are truly big decisions.
As you stand their pondering whether you care more about chicken rights or Bean rights, you see a movement out of the corner of your eye.
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What if your friends see you? What if you start to like the music?
As you step out beyond the curtain the room is dark except the bright lights on the stage. The Saxophone whaling away as it floats on the stage slowly, moving back and fowards in time with *dum*'s of the double base.
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As the billowing dust falls from the curtains.
You hear it.
The combination, The *Tss ts tss tsss*,the *Bm bm bm badm bm bm* and that noise.
It sends chills down your spine.
It's far worse than you first thought.
Your in a Jazz bar.
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*Bm bm bm badm bm bm*
With each pluck of what you assume is a double base you feel the air shake.
You step forward towards the curtains. Your favorite sock (the left one) catching on a nail, cold air gushing in. Is this a metaphor or just some sucky luck to add to a terrible evening
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You jump out of bed. Rage in your eyes. You have had enough. You don’t care. Your going to commit the sin of breaking someones drum kit.
But where you stand is not longer your droopy old flat. You’re no longer wading through a sea of your dirty clothes.
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