Designated Parent

It was the early 2000's and Disney decided everything needed a sequel. Even things they just made. At least this one kept most of the original cast. And, really, that's the best we can say about it.

Eddy Murphy makes kids movies. This one thing you must remember or nothing that follows will make any sense.

Approaching Pluto Nash levels of bad writing, acting, directing and special effects, we submit that this is not something he should be proud of.

Eddy Murphy makes kids movies. This one thing you must remember or nothing that follows will make any sense.

Approaching Pluto Nash levels of bad writing, acting, directing and special effects, we submit that this is not something he should be proud of.

Teaching our kids that anything is acceptable if you're doing it in order to produce energy. Right?

Teaching our kids that anything is acceptable if you're doing it in order to produce energy. Right?

When their owners are away, pets will get into a series of unbelievable exploits but still somehow make it back home through a locked apartment in time for their owners' return.

But, somehow, it's not terrible.

When their owners are away, pets will get into a series of unbelievable exploits but still somehow make it back home through a locked apartment in time for their owners' return.

But, somehow, it's not terrible.

The best movie to come out of Disney between 1995 and... well... we're waiting.

The best movie to come out of Disney between 1995 and... well... we're waiting.

Did the world need 3 Despicable Me movies? No. But they got them anyway. Here's our thoughts on the third.