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Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.

A movie that covers 7,000 years of history in just under half the time.

A kids movie with profound theological implications.

Simply the best movie where Nick Nolte, as a gorilla, sings along to the Apple Bottom Jeans song. Undeniably.

Ryan Reynolds. That's the movie. That's the whole movie.

Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage in this movie that has, easily, the worst pun we've ever heard as a major plot point.

Is the red panda a metaphor?

In a rare departure from our usual, we watched the sequel after the original and in consecutive weeks.

Remember when Steve Martin didn't just do family films? I feel like he remembers, and wishes he could use his grown up words in this movie.

I know it's really fun to dog on movies but, really, this one's fantastic.