Designated Parent

It's the update to the Great Muppet Caper we never knew we needed.

In this telling of the Pan origin story... we don't actually get to the part we recognize. But there are characters that we've heard of, so that's cool.

The 392nd retelling of the Arthur legend. This time, with kids. For the 134th time.

It's always Carnivale in Rio! I mean, literally, I can't think of any movies that feature Rio where it isn't Carnivale.

Living proof you can act your way out of a wet paper bag.

A mediocre movie is saved by the sheer will of the actors involved.

Welcome to the Space Jam. A movie that needs no introduction. Or plot. Or acting skills. But did need Bill Murray.

Also, for more information about the hollow earth monument, check here. It's real and it's bonkers. 

Like when your friend asks to see your paper and you tell him to make sure he changes a few things before he turns it in but the teacher somehow still knows he copied. Just like that, but your friend is this movie and you're Jumanji.

But, still, it works.

Storks delivering mutant babies to rich, trendy families. Or maybe something about how chasing financial productivity in every aspect of our lives has had a negative effect on the perception of motherhood. Or maybe it's just "every woman needs a baby to be complete." We're not really sure what this movie is about but, in our defense, it doesn't seem like the writers were, either.

One of Disney's biggest animated flops somehow manages to age poorer than expected. Will no one let the princess finish a sentence?

Also, programming note, it was Temple of Doom that inspired the PG-13 rating, not Raiders. And neither actually got that rating, it would be introduced later. Hey, Adam was drinking...

"Mistakes were made." That's the tagline, and, honestly, the best review we could give this movie.