Desserted with Sarah Herrman

Comedian Hunter Hills braves the kitchen to fuel himself up on two essential food groups: milk & meat. Armed with tales from being on the road with Iliza Schlesinger and from the shock of discovering his grandpa was CIA...Hunter is ready to face his biggest challenge: peanut butter b00bs. 

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Bits & Bobs: 
1:10 Baking Peanut Butter Blossoms/B00Bs
2:20 Breast Milk Bit
3:02 Getting Tricked into Standup
5:11 Touring with Iliza Shlesinger
8:20 The Extreme Birthday Kidnapping Story
14:50 Worst Heckles & Stage Disasters
19:13 Grandpa's CIA Secret
24:44 Let It Rest: Hot Takes on Society & Dog Ages
30:11 Battered Woman 
31:15 Key Ingredients: The 2013 Horsemeat Scandal
38:28 Meeting CIA Agents in Europe
41:09 Female vs. Male Comic Tours aka Blueberries and Water
42:48 "Honey I didn't cheat aren't you proud of me" 
44:44 Deep Secrets Podcast

Happy Gobbleween Vultures. It's a hard time of year for John Goblikon, as much misunderstanding of the Goblin culture is afoot. He thinks he may have depression, but that's ok because so do we all. Sarah makes a NYC rat cake for John, which stirs up deep emotions surrounding Goblin dating culture (aka Rye Bread aka Raya), Reddit, and long-distance family relationships (other galaxies). The duo Let it Rest, give Key Ingredients, and Batter Thy Woman, as always. It's spooky. Enjoy.

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Crucial Appropriations:
2:43 - Feeling Deserted & Mental Health
3:43 - Making Chocolate Rat Cake
6:15 - Dating Goblins & Relationships
11:38 - RyeBread Dating App (Raya)
13:36 - Favorite Podcast Guests
16:34 - Guest Caveats & Roast
18:51 - Family & Goblin Moms
20:27 - Putting Hair in a Ponytail
22:46 - Halloween Stigma
25:23 - Reclaiming Goblin Season
30:24 - Living in New York vs. LA
36:43 - Key Ingredients: The Rats Subreddit
42:03 - Let It Rest
51:32 - Battered Woman: Failed Roasting
54:14 - Eating the Rat Cake & John Escapes

The spirits have guided internationally renowned medium and author Hollister Rand straight into purgatory at Sarah's kitchen island. Everything Sarah has ever wanted to ask a medium (or the dead) is considered before they dive into a biblically accurate angel food cake.

0:00 - Hollister Senses a Presence Immediately
0:56 - Biblically Accurate Angel Food Cake
2:17 - Handling Negative Messages & Spirits
3:52 - Animal Spirits & Family Bird Connections
6:57 - Discovering Her Mediumship Gift as a Child
8:26 - Difference Between Psychics and Mediums
10:04 - Friendships Between Mediums
12:56 - Busy Seasons for Psychic Mediums
14:39 - Spiritual Guidance & Grounding Colors
16:28 - Sarah's Family Pressure
19:01 - Appalachian Connections & Healing Energy
22:33 - Dealing with Skeptics & Skeptical Clients
28:51 - Funny Stories from Spirits
31:11 - How Spirits Perceive Us
34:17 - Psychic Jokes with Guest Writer Ben
36:17 - Crystal Balls, Tarot Cards, & Tea Leaf Reading
43:09 - Overcoming Fear of Death
45:38 - The Meaning of Chrysanthemum
46:44 - Cake Tasting & Reflections
50:13 - Alternative & Uplifting Halloween Traditions
52:43 - Where to Find Hollister Rand

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Fellow foodie and founder of Club Joon, Omid Afshar, is held captive as Sarah attempts a Persian-inspired pistachio chocolate. Exposure therapy and actual cognitive behavioral therapy ensue as Sarah is thrown by Omid's relentless positivity. 

Reluctant Life Lessons:
00:00 – Show Dynamics & Respecting Men
01:00 – Microdosing Strangers & Episode Theme: Envy & Fraud
03:08 – Janky Kitchen Prep & Bagged Ingredients
04:32 – Finding Iranian Culture & Restaurants in NYC
06:05 – The Ethics of Unpaid Restaurant Reviews
07:42 – Anatomical Heart Molds & Culinary Envy
08:36 – Astrological Signs
11:00 – Childhood Superstitions & Pinkies Up
12:25 – Double-Coating Chocolate & Conflict Avoidance
13:46 – Setting Intention Words
16:52 – Social Media DMs & The KitchenAid Feud
19:14 –  "Flipping the Tadig"
21:36 – Navigating OCD & Learning to Fail Publicly
26:19 – Virgo Expectations, Music & Iranian Food Abroad

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Sarah's younger sister Lucifer is stranded a la Castaway (2000) and forced to address the meteoric rise and subsequent cancellation of their shared mother, Memaw. Mentions of art school meltdowns, fake gun lockdowns, pottery heists, and [insert other keywords that only Lucifer herself is capable of]. A wedding cake for Myrtle is undertaken & completed, against all odds.

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Chrysanthemum suggested a solo episode. Alas, here it is. Who is Chrysanthemum? That's for no one to know. But what you *can* know is this episode covers the gamut: from Tinder horror story to the significance of ConeCon all the way to getting Jeremy's name wrong. Is it Jeremy? We also don't know that. 

Moments in Time: 

0:00 – Technical Difficulties & a Pseudonym

0:46 – The "Wok of Shame" Grocery Run 

2:25 – Ironing Incident & Traditional Gender Roles Hot Take

3:23 – Return to Studio & Trying Off-Brand Oreos

4:51 – Dating Lore: The Story of "The British Guy"

13:06 – The Chin Augmentation Revenge Strategy

15:00 – Brainstorming Ideal Guests (Mob Mechanics & Finance Guys)

17:15 – The Ice Cream Man Beef & Hinge History

21:45 – Introducing Podcast Segments (Battered Woman, Key Ingredients, Tales from the Crypt)

23:18 – Tale from the Crypt: Memaw's Nose Job Quote

25:06 – Layering the Ice Cream Cake Cupcakes & Panic

27:07 – Calling Ben on FaceTime

28:44 – Arriving at Ben's & The Scooter Collision

29:55 – Finishing the Cupcakes & Good Bye

Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Comedian Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island.