Destroy All Children

Max Magaña, admin of earth.616 (a site for posting about comic books) is back with us to talk about the following: The PlayStation 5, DC's new distribution deal, the constantly fluctuating status of System Shock 3, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Disaster Report 4, and more. But not a lot more, really. That's kinda it.

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music - Sing Along by Sturgill Simpson

Lots of exciting stuff this week: Pokemon Crystal, the Top-Selling Games of May 2000, Tiger King, all that jazz. Well, not All That Jazz, the movie, I don't think George has seen that. Freakin philistine. Please ignore the following sentence, included solely for SEO: Tifa Lockhart upskirt panty Red XIII SFM Barret Dildo Arm 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore by John Prine (RIP)

This week, we have the great Thomas (of Laserdisc.party fame) joining us  for what was supposed to be a rundown of what we've been watching  during the Quarantine. Instead, we held him hostage as we discussed  Resident Evil 3 Remake and Doom Eternal. Just kidding, there's plenty of  movie talk in here as well. Especially about Mission: Impossible and Turtles.

This week, we discuss the shutdown of Diamond distribution and the certain deaths of many comic shops across our nation. Also, George wants to talk about some god damn Mickey Mouse games. Why not. Fuck it. We don't have anything else to do. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music - Pickup Man by Joe Diffie (RIP)

This week, we have special guest Max Magaña, admin of 616.earth, to discuss the PS5 "Reveal" and review the Robin 80th Anniversary Special. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music - Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom by Electric Six

Coming to you from just after the Xbox Series X specs were released (though a couple of days before PS5's reveal event -- more on that next week), it's Destroy All Children! I'll read these numbers, but hell if I know what they mean! What's a bus? What's a CU? I'm not a fuckin' technology scientist!

We also talked about Contra a while, because Hard Corps is always a calming presence in turbulent times. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music - Lock Down by Dan Skinner, Adam Skinner, and Dave James

NOTE: We recorded this abouuuuut 5 hours before news of E3 actually getting cancelled came out. So I'm sure we'll talk about that next week.

Anyway, in addition to generally discussing virality in all forms, we talk about Shining Force CD, more Star Track, Patrick Stewart screaming at gophers, and we review Flash #750. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: Down With the Sickness by Richard Cheese

This week, we discuss the hot new Xbox Series X infodump from our boy Phillip Spencer, and then there's a whole lot of talk about Star Track: Deep Space Nine. Also Pokemon Stadium, if you're into that, I guess.

This week, we discuss the production costs of the PS5, George played Lunar for the Sega CD, and George also considers getting into Star Track. Fuckin' bad idea, man, but I can't stop you.

Theme song by David Cassel. 

Outro music: Learn To Live With What You Are by Ben Folds

Remember, kids: All Policenauts Are Bastards. Also in this episode: talk about the death of System Shock 3, BioWare pulling a FF14 with Anthem, and a review of Wonder Woman #750. 

Theme song by David Cassel.

Outro music: Intergalactic Modern Life by F.A.TE.CA ( https://soundcloud.com/fateca/intergalacticmodernlife )