This week the lads talk rogue ball kids and try to make sense of Perth Glory (but have a pretty good handle on Brisbane and Victory). With six red cards to dissect there’s no shortage of fun.

This week we analyse a higher than usual number of goalie howlers, chat about Roar and Victory getting off the mark and notice a strange phenomenon involving the A-League's favourite elbow.

This week the lads wax lyrical about Newy and CCM, talk viciously about Perth, Victory and Brisbane. They wonder if Ross McCormack actually got bigger in the past week and then backed over Perth again.

It's Round 5! Roy and the Jets continue their winning ways, VAR made us scratch our heads yet again and we dive into the mind of Marc Warren.

This week we look at a hectic Pindrop Derby, pay respect to Joyce's City, decide Victory are utter piss and put the mozz on Bart.

The first Sydney Derby of the season is in the books and the points have been shared. We also talk about Vinnie Lia's not one, but TWO thunder bastards. The naivety of the CCM defence, if Newcastle can keep their momentum going after the horrific injury to Ronald Vargas and of course everyone's favourite topic VAR.

Round 2 of the A-League and it's all about Daniel! (De Silva, not Cobb). We talk Ange-gate, the Reds' late show and continue to fap shamelessly over Ronald Vargas.

It's Roy 1! The Jets raid the pantry in the best F3 derby in years; we shake Graeme Arnold's hand, drool over the Wanderers' Spanish Armada and develop a crush on Keegan Smith.

The winter codes are done, the A-League is back this weekend! This week we take a look at Newcastle, Sydney FC, Perth, Wellington & Western Sydney as well as our predictions for Round 1.

We're back! On our first pod of the 17/18 season, we run the rule over Adelaide, Brisbane, CCM and both Melbourne teams.