This week we giggle at a Victory win, welcome back the Mariners brass band and laud the success of Monday night football.

This week the gang run a post mortem on Melbourne Victory’s rotting carcass, wonder if a literal cat with an impressive vert could be an aerial threat and you know there’s some ReddyZone analysis.

This week we applaud Waine's World and the Nix’s late show, take in City’s visit to Leichhardt and admire a Dylan Wenzel-Halls knee slide that ticks all the shithousery boxes.

This week we look at Joe Gauci’s heroics, hail the CFG overlords, applaud the Mariners’ resolve and Chrisso suggests a tik tok star could be just the tonic for a struggling Melbourne Victory.

This week, joined by Football Nation Radio's Josh Parish the guys sample some tasty Twitter salt, track Curaçao’s path to the World Cup and fully anoint our new A-League overlords, Melbourne City.

This week we indulge our slapstick instincts (which rarely miss), enjoy the Joga Bonito of the Hindmarsh Globetrotters, commiserate with the luckless Wellington Phoenix and sigh with relief that we don't have to discuss Melbourne Victory.

This week we appreciate Kusini Yengi's swag, warily side-eye the creaking Killbots, and learn to fear a very sleek Melbourne City outfit.

LOOK AT THIS! With Rudi’s long awaited return the guys find a bolter with an impressive goals to minutes ratio, laugh about the Victory’s plight through gritted teeth but don’t hold back their grief when it comes to Mo Toure’s hamstring.

This week we heap even more praise on the Mariners, take a look at that insane 4-3 result at Docklands & wonder aloud if the Age of the Killbots is coming to a close.

Joined by Hayley Routley from Game of Two Halves & The Ladies League, we take a look at a crazy night at Hindmarsh, say hola to our Mexican ultras and once again bemoan the existence of Melbourne Victory.