This week we (and particularly Chrisso) revel in CCM’s epic F3 derby win and discuss wedding night creepers, Perth’s premier’s plate, Marco Kurz’s contract and more.

This week we discuss late night sackings, humiliating cannon fire, refs in academia and a 10 goal thriller.

This week we look at part one of the split round; fences collapse, City squander it and Ernie gets one over Kevin.

Season 4 Episode 20. We had to name it this. Clarky and Chrisso find themselves two men down. We take a look at the Pantry goalfest, a boring derby and discuss team names from across the world.

This week we look at a couple of surprise results, a huge crowd in Auckland and consider the merits of avian warfare.

This week we marvel at Brisbane’s win over Sydney, take in a goalkeeping clinic and offer to toil in Perth’s underground sugar caves.

This week we look at some epic comebacks, frown concernedly at Markus Babbel and gasp in awe at the Glory machine.

This week we talk about THAT Janjetovic mistake, the big blue, a determined Wellington Phoenix and a couple of clubs that actually resemble a bin fire.

This week we review the teams at the halfway point, show Welly more love and mourn the loss of Our Ross.

This week we cover dodgy ref calls, the midweek madness and notice that City’s overlord has called in for his annual visit.