Our favourite clown is back and trying to kick the habit this week in "Cleanso". So c-c-c-come and join us for a rant about Murderface taking all the credit, Rockso taking all the drugs, a single pickle, lessons in clown paint, death metal's funniest lyrics and why we're bad at Star Wars. Oh and that Corporation 187 song is "Ghosts of Confusion".

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This week's episode is S2E5 "Dethfashion" and this is wonderful German news. So squeeze into your skinny pants for this rant about the funniest guest so far, subverting a deth-trope, Mono's lessons in fashion, Ciara wanting an S&M Jason Isaacs and, of course, bad diets, secret meet n' eats & foods shaped like dicks. 

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Let's all go pal around this week as Dethklok meet Dethklok in S2E4 "Dethdoublee". So grab your sawn off and join us for a rant about looking at douchebags, one of our favourite songs, a good high kill count, the band being kids and a very terrifying Toki double.

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It's time for some analog purity this week with S2E3 "Dethvengeance". So slap on a mask made of someone's face and join us for a rant about two very excellent scientists, winding up Knubbler, confusing episode titles, denying Ciaras curiosity and Mono being unable to remember a specific word (and whole segment!)

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Toki gets some lessons to get some more limelight in S2E2 "Dethlessons". So grab that guitar you left in Urban Outfitters and join us for a rant about Murderface's own lessons in being a dick, misunderstanding death metal lyrics, hilariously bad acting, Irish fans being shits at gigs and the overall excitement around Malcolm McDowell.

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We're back for more brutality with the first episode of Season 2 "Dethecution". So strap on your Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts and join us for a rant about an ever present turkey, Charles the Robot, raising the gore bar and killing cons & macing balls.

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Let's all go into the water for the last episode of season one "The Metalocalypse Has Begun". So pop on your Time Travel Face Bags and join us for a rant about an episode full of Dethklok staples, a terrible assassination plan, more words beginning with Pent, not enough audience death and Charles delivering iconic lines before kicking ass.

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We're all off to the movies this week in the second to last episode of Season 1, "Dethstars". So put that forklift in park and join us for a rant about nonsense trailers, directors who can't direct, animated animal atrocities, some classic mayhem & mispronunciation and worrying whether we rate the show too high.

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We're all off to the American Pornography Awards this week (except Nathan) in S1E18 "Girlfriendklok". So kiss them beautiful goils and join us for a rant about scary babies, bloodthirsty Toki, whipped Nathan, talking down to Charles and Salacia finally getting a good gag.

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Grab your spiky red nose and obscenely revealing jumpsuit because we're all Rock n Roll Clowns this week in S1E17 "Dethclown". So put the boots to us (medium style) hy listening to this rant about Murderface's free balls, Parental Dethklok, definitions of joy riding, why The Tribunal can't know whats not written yet and our deep and unyielding love for a cocaine clown.

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