Gettin Stoned
~ Dgar
Sitting on the couch a-watchin’ TV
A few of my mates are here with me
Ring up the lad, well can you get on,
Next thing you know, we’re passing a bong.
Getting Stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Mull ‘im up, roll ‘im up, light ‘im up stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Dealer came around and he said to me
Man I got the best heads you ever did see
I said, well, pack ‘im up, lets give ‘im a go
Next thing you know we’re smokin cones.
Getting Stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Mull ‘im up, roll ‘im up, light ‘im up stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Knock on the door, now who could it be?
What do you know? It’s the police!
I said, Hey man, this is a plant man, not a crime
Next thing you know, I’m payin a fine.
For Getting Stoned!
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Mull ‘im up, roll ‘im up, light ‘im up stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Now I’m not one for speed or cocaine
But you’ll never take my green away
You won’t catch us hurtin’ anyone
We’re only here to have some fun
We Get Stoned!
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Mull ‘im up, roll ‘im up, light ‘im up stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Mull ‘im up, roll ‘im up, light ‘im up stoned
Chop ‘im up, pack ‘im up, smoke ‘im up, stoned
Written and composed by Jon O’Hare
Performed by Jon O’Hare and Andre Louis