Diabolical Bastards

Diabolical Bastards

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  • Diabolical Bastards 09_26_26_004

    Episode 4 is just Billy and Nick. Jessica is sitting this one out and will be rotating in every other episode, so it's a two-man hour covering everything from Star Wars rides to a real-life Jarvis.


    This week:


    🎢 Nick's birthday trip to the Star Wars rides: an $8 thermal detonator Coke, a dry-ice cocktail, and getting roasted by a stormtrooper

    📱 Billy's new iPhone transfer goes sideways

    🏋️ Nick's first week with a personal trainer, carnivore diet confessions, and super greens that taste like lawnmower clippings

    🎬 Billy on indie filmmaking: one-man crews, manual focus, and why he won't mix AI into practical shoots

    🤖 The AI setup Nick built after getting tired of chatbots refusing his caption requests: local models, cloud GPUs, and AI film-making

    🖐️ "Air Glass," an open-source holographic Jarvis, and plans to turn Nick's late Jack Russell, Capone, into an AI avatar

    🛰️ Starlink beating cable, Powerwalls, and the Cybertruck plan

    🥊 UFC, El Matador, Conor McGregor, and Luke Kuechly

    📵 The shipping container that got a TikTok video banned

    🎧 Plus a teaser for Billy's upcoming solo podcast on true crime and the paranormal


    Still learning as we go. Tell us what you think in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 5.


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    01:08 Intro, Nick's birthday week & Jessica's status

    03:15 Billy's horror-movie backdrop

    04:38 Billy's solo true crime & paranormal podcast (and Bigfoot)

    06:22 Nick's personal trainer & weight loss

    07:56 Nick's trip to the Star Wars rides

    12:38 Billy's iPhone transfer disaster

    15:58 Food tracking, carnivore diet & super greens

    19:46 Nick's movie pick & the screen-share glitch

    26:43 OpenAI contractors & the Amazon Go "AI" store

    28:49 Starlink V3, Starlink Mini & why Nick loves it

    31:19 Billy's short films & the indie film scene

    37:35 Nick's uncensored AI setup

    42:21 Cloud GPUs, AI film-making & building a Jarvis

    43:17 Air Glass holograms & Capone the AI avatar

    47:07 Crazy Dave

    49:01 Powerwalls & the Cybertruck plan

    51:37 Power outages & the UFC White House card

    53:53 Rocky, Stallone AI memes & Pacquiao's gloves

    56:11 Conor McGregor & Ireland

    57:55 Luke Kuechly

    59:55 The "Yummy Hot Dogs" shipping container

    1:02:21 Wrap-up

    1 hr 4 min
  • Diabolical Bastards 09_12_26_003

    Jessica's back! Technical difficulties kept her out of Episode 2, and now all three Diabolical Bastards are back together for another unfiltered hour.


    This week:


    📱 Why TikTok keeps rejecting our clips and refusing to promote our videos, and the AI pipeline Nick built to fight back

    📚 The Baron Trump books: an 1889 novel, a sequel called The Last President, and a lot of "what are the odds"

    ⏳ Time travel, Mandela effects, and Tesla

    🐻 Winnie the Pooh and how far censorship can go

    🕊️ Reactions to the 9/11 ceremony coverage, and why we were wrong about Fetterman

    🤖 AI whistleblowers, Optimus bots, and Nick's 30-minute argument with an AI over a clip description

    🎬 Jean-Claude Van Damme, the original Predator, and Johnny Cage

    🎖️ USO tour stories from Iraq and Saudi Arabia, plus Hootie & the Blowfish

    🧊 A refrigerated coffee table, because Nick is clearly rich

    🎞️ Rewriting famous movie titles. It gets out of hand fast.


    Still learning as we go. Tell us what you think in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 4.


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    01:07 Jessica's back & reacting to the comments

    03:27 The Baron Trump books

    05:34 Time travel, Mandela effects & Tesla

    06:11 TikTok refuses to promote our videos

    11:40 Nick's AI pipeline that bleeps banned words

    13:42 Winnie the Pooh & censorship

    16:18 The 9/11 ceremony & the Patriot Act

    20:44 Why we were wrong about Fetterman

    24:02 AI whistleblowers & the end times

    27:05 Van Damme, Predator & Mortal Kombat

    30:27 Rewriting movie titles (adult humor)

    32:00 Hollywood casting: Troy vs. The Odyssey

    36:14 USO tour stories from Iraq

    41:25 The refrigerated coffee table & Optimus bots

    43:35 Nick vs. AI: the 30-minute argument

    46:06 The duct-taped airline passenger story

    50:31 Trump the troll master

    53:17 Weight loss & loose skin

    55:31 Movie titles, round two

    58:39 Wrap-up

    1 hr
  • Diabolical Bastards 09_07_26_002

    We made it to Episode 2 and didn't kill each other. Billy and Nick are back with another unfiltered, off-the-cuff hour, from a dining room in Arizona and a man cave in Florida.


    This week:


    🖥️ Live tech disasters, Windows 95 blue screens, and the Cybertruck bulletproof debate

    ⚖️ The fallout from a high-profile mistrial and the online reaction

    🌡️ Super El Niño rumors, Arizona and Florida heat, and Iraq flashbacks

    🎯 Why the Charlie Kirk case dropped off the news cycle

    ✝️ Jake Lang, Pastor Sewell, and the protests making headlines

    🌍 Immigration, Islam, and what's happening in the UK and Ireland

    🏦 How a $35 political donation got Nick debanked

    🇮🇷 Iran, midterms, and the SAVE Act

    📜 Why we need a 1776 reset, plus 1913: the IRS, the Fed, Tesla, the Titanic, and Tartaria

    📖 The Baron Trump book (coming next episode)


    Still learning as we go. No research team yet, just two guys going off memory. Tell us where we're wrong in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 3.


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    Explicit language. Views expressed are those of the hosts.


    01:08 Intro & technical difficulties

    02:57 Cybertruck: is it really bulletproof?

    04:32 The mistrial and the internet reaction

    16:02 Super El Niño, heat waves & Iraq flashbacks

    22:16 What happened to the Charlie Kirk case?

    24:50 Jake Lang & Pastor Sewell

    32:03 Ireland and the UK

    34:05 Immigration, Islam & the West

    41:25 Off-grid laws & chemtrails

    42:46 How Nick got debanked over $35

    47:18 Midterms & the SAVE Act

    48:00 Iran

    52:37 Resetting to 1776

    54:38 1913: IRS, Fed, Tesla & Tartaria

    59:33 The Baron Trump book

    1:00:30 Wrap-up

    1 hr 2 min
  • Diabolical Bastards 08_22_26_001

    Welcome to Diabolical Bastards, the unfiltered podcast where three friends say what they actually think, with no fear of being canceled.


    In our first episode, Billy, Nick, and Jessica break in the mics (after hours of tech disasters) and talk about whatever comes up:


    🚛 Life as a trucker: 12 years over the road, cats that rode along in the cab, and the one that escaped into a dive bar

    🤖 Will AI take our jobs? An IT veteran on how automation is changing his work, plus robot forklifts, Optimus, and why AI is "just like the internet"

    ⚡ Data centers, water, and the power grid

    📹 Flock cameras and surveillance

    👽 Ancient aliens, a terrible Prime documentary, and Billy's theory that aliens are demons

    🎬 Hollywood's downfall: Nicolas Cage, Keanu Reeves' biggest flops, Point Break, the Road House remake, Spaceballs 2, and the worst movie recommendations from coworkers

    01:09 Intro & tech setup nightmares

    04:14 Trucking life & the cats

    10:20 CDLs, visas & the job market

    12:51 AI is coming for all of us

    19:00 Data centers, water & power

    21:00 Flock cameras

    25:06 The worst alien documentary ever

    31:23 Are aliens demons?

    31:53 Bad movies: Citizen Vigilante & Pig

    35:22 Nicolas Cage & Keanu Reeves

    42:33 Road House, Bigfoot & Siberia

    46:01 Good movies & Macbeth

    49:48 AI in filmmaking

    54:22 Spaceballs 2 & slapstick

    1:00:35 Wrap-up


    Fair warning: this is a raw first episode, recorded on phones and whatever gear we could get working. It gets better from here. Tell us what you think in the comments, and what we should cover next.


    👍 Like, subscribe, and follow along as we grow:

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    Explicit language. Views expressed are those of the hosts.

    1 hr 2 min

About Diabolical Bastards

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Two veterans and a military spouse. Zero script. No filter.

This is the official opening for Diabolical Bastards — a podcast about politics, ancient astronaut theory, conspiracy rabbit holes,…