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Diapers For Two episodes

  • E26: The Art of the Tiny Deal

    In this episode, Dan explores the unexpected negotiation lessons that come from raising a toddler. After days spent reviewing executive contracts and equity terms, he finds himself bargaining over snacks, bedtime routines and the importance of putting on pants. Through humor and reflection, Dan looks at how the tiniest negotiations can reshape our understanding of influence, patience and what winning really means.

    12 min
  • E25: Rejected!

    When his two-year-old daughter tells him to go back to work, Dan unpacks the emotional sting of parental rejection, both in the toddler years and beyond. From silent walks with his teenage daughter to a career decision that quietly distanced him from his father, this episode explores what it means to be pushed away by the people we love most, and how staying close, even from the hallway, can be an act of love.

    13 min
  • E23: Schooling Dad

    In this episode, Dan reflects on what it's like to parent four kids who are all in wildly different relationships with school. From a toddler just learning what a triangle is to a daughter presenting academic research and teaching undergrads, it's a look at learning across generations, and how fatherhood keeps teaching him, too.

    12 min
  • E22: Toddlerland

    What would happen if adults started acting like toddlers? In this episode, Dan explores three classic toddler behaviors - shouting everything, changing your mind every ten seconds, and crying over nothing and everything - and imagines what it would look like if those same habits showed up in grown-up life. It's funny, reflective and surprisingly honest. Because as absurd as toddler behavior can be, some of it might just be what we need more of.

    11 min
  • E21: Still Learning

    In this episode, Dan shares three life lessons he's learned while parenting in his fifties. These aren't grand revelations or polished insights, just honest reflections on what he missed the first time and what he's trying to do differently now.

    15 min
  • E20: Judging The Judgers

    In this episode, Dan takes a funny and honest look at the quiet world of parental judgment, from snack opinions to sleep sack debates. It's a sharp, self-aware ride through the chaos of trying to do your best while everyone's watching.

    15 min
  • E19: Some Messier Truths

    In this episode, Dan reflects on three quietly complicated parts of his life right now. From navigating fatherhood in his fifties, to wondering if he's showing up enough for his older kids, to the shifting shape of his relationship, it's a look at the moments that don't always get talked about. Honest, thoughtful and deeply human.

    16 min
  • E18: Wooden Blocks And Robot Dogs

    In this episode, Dan reflects on the toys that shaped his life as a dad across four kids and five decades. From Fisher-Price barns and Bakugan battles to robot dogs and wooden blocks, it's a funny and heartfelt look at how play has changed, what it reveals about parenting, and why the simplest toys might still be the most powerful.

    16 min
  • E17: What Should I Name This Episode?

    In this episode, Dan dives into the surprisingly high-stakes world of baby naming, from family traditions and personal stories to the rise of unusual trends. With humor and heart, he reflects on how a name can be an act of heritage, creativity or simply love.

    13 min

About Diapers For Two

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What happens when you become a dad again in your 50s, but this time with three grown kids already out in the world? 


Diapers for Two tells true stories about family, aging,…