Dice Funk: Season 9

Dragon Quest goes on a big game hunt. Gladys Antimony becomes a whirling gyre of intimidation. Throg attacks the ground. Treyan Drenkesh is Daredevil.

The secret of the buttes complicates relations between dragons and elves in Arabella. Gladys Antimony seeks to democratize pickaxes. Throg snares cubes and combatants. Treyan Drenkesh absorbs some glands.

Dragon Quest arrives at the southern mines. Gladys Antimony slings some poison. Throg finds a door. Treyan Drenkesh becomes a bard’s muse.

Hic sunt dracones. Dan emerges from the wilderness with Throg, Dragonborn Ranger. Skitch saunters back onstage with Treyan Drenkesh, Dragonborn Monk. Sara debuts with Gladys Antimony, Kobold Artificer.

“What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.” – George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion

Xana and her new friend offer assistance.

Austin and Skitch pore over the pages of The Astral Adventurer’s Guide, Boo’s Astral Menagerie, and Light of Xaryxis--the 5th Edition return of interstellar Dungeons & Dragons!

Juniper meditates on plants and animals. Korvok Greenwielder unleashes ninja teleportation. Peter gets naked.

Lazor wants revenge.

July 31, 2022