"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' 

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We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 410 - Dick on the Butt Wand

Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 409 - Dick on the Bearllema

Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems

A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ

The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

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