The 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit, shoplifters vs. drones, and a man steals money from honest hoes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins, and Manny Muskets takes a while girl to Red Lobster; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not drowning, GTA 6 leaks, immigrant pamphlets in the UK, and Orange Julius; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my neighborhood, the Joker stops a mass shooter, and advice for a guy with no friends; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at opening day for the Women's Professional Baseball League, creepy robots, and Belgium pays two Black guys to dance around with their weiners out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!