The Dick Show

By Dick Masterson

What's The Dick Show about?

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'

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The Dick Show episodes:

04.29.2024
Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems
Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another...
04.22.2024
Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ
A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's...
04.15.2024
Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones
The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute,...
04.08.2024
Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse
A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and...
04.02.2024
Episode 404 - Dick on It Get's You Dead
Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter,...
03.25.2024
Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place
I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli...
03.18.2024
Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention
A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has...
03.11.2024
Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy
Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better,...
03.04.2024
Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2
Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism...
02.26.2024
Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content
A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't...
02.19.2024
Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog
Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a...
02.12.2024
Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops
A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes...
02.05.2024
Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man
Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room,...
01.29.2024
Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff
The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away...
01.22.2024
Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth
Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry...
01.15.2024
Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your
Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that...
01.08.2024
Episode 392 - Dick on Fudgers
Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A; and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in,...
01.01.2024
Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements
Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year...
12.25.2023
Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile
"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and...
12.18.2023
Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad
A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that...
12.11.2023
Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession
Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more...
12.04.2023
Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand
A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents,...
11.27.2023
Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!
A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age...
11.20.2023
Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party
Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real,...
11.13.2023
Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan
Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch Killigan and some other things, a...
11.06.2023
Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles
Lord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe it! And also the "PRONOUNS" guy has a...
10.30.2023
Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun
A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries...
10.23.2023
Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part
Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade,...
10.16.2023
Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration
A listener takes a picture at Isom's grave, the Day of Jihad is a bust, cell phones not going from your WiFi to the cell network easily, messing up Randy's pool game, The "QAnon Shaman" calls in after going to...
10.09.2023
Episode 379 - Dick on World War Wheee!
Girl Math in Iran, a rave gets pillaged, JF Gariepy calls in about his missing wife and other things, my girlfriend sends a video of me tripping to the news, a listener accidentally attracts an older woman, Maddox does a...
10.02.2023
Episode 378 - Dick on Big Magnets
The Biggest Problem live show aftermath, a woman thinks there are giant magnets at Target that stop the shopping carts, white people are mosquitos, more immigrants are going to NYC, Mint Salad is on talking about Riley's warehouse adventure, Vito...
09.26.2023
Episode 377 - Dick on Gentrification
"Mi hijo no es cholo", trip advisor for prostitutes, war crimes and orcs, a rigged school election, missing plane 911, Burger King declares war on Rumble, the trad cath marriage menace, 12 graders who don't drive and drive, and "livelihood"...
09.19.2023
Episode 376 - Dick on Bachelorette Party City
Nick Rekieta's show in Nashville, the bachelorette party city, Chris the Kiwi sees Pretty Woman for the first time, the government loses a plane, Russell Brand maybe raped some girls, the Earth crosses the border, Dove's new campaign to make...
09.11.2023
Episode 375 - Dick on Waves of Masculinity
Maddox releases yet another Justin Whang video, a man gets KO'ed in Los Angeles, a trans man has advice for men who are "broken", a poverty simulation event, how to go to a strip club, immigrants are ruining NYC, Danny...
09.04.2023
Episode 374 - Dick on Fake Feds
It rains at Burning Man, Maddox continues to meltdown, pronouns in video games causes a meltdown, a fat woman accidentally shoots herself, a plane crashes, some men are sent to prison, and a nerd talks about white holes; all that...
08.28.2023
Episode 373 - Dick on Maddox Lives!
Maddox releases a hit-piece video on Justin Whang and Asterios that's been five years in the making, Justin Whang calls in about it, Eric July threatens to sue me and Vito and put us in prison, Vito comes in about...
08.22.2023
Episode 372 - Dick on Fake Hurricanes
LA has an attention hurricane, mask mandates are coming back, Chris the Kiwi is lynch mobbed, trans regret studies, why Hawaii is on fire, a fat woman is cat fished, the homeless ruin a hotel, a man needs friends, that...
08.15.2023
Episode 371 - Dick on Brostronomy
I catch a grill on fire, gym bros vs. The Big Bang Theory, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, stop sending me the Rich Men North of Virginia song, a brand new Maddox article, the Fortnite Holocaust...
08.07.2023
Episode 370 - Dick on Greece
Being fat and hot in Greece, getting fired, Riley gets false flagged by Eric July, throwing an autistic kid off of a ferry, shouting at a waterfall, a funeral in tonuges, trans catfish on Tinder, and a Philly's Fat Con;...
07.24.2023
Episode 369 - Dick on the Return of the King
Constitutional rights in a small town, Ralph vs. Zherka, Barbie vs. Ben Shapiro, doctors vs. weiners, and then unbridled lunacy, something about Plato, I honestly can't remember; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
07.17.2023
Episode 368 - Dick on The Umbrella Man
I give away a box spring, an MMF thrupple, Adam22 does some things, cops and meth exposure, Nick Rekieta calls in about The Umbrella Man, Jim Caviezel is insane, my dog is too fat, who is repaying their student loans,...
07.11.2023
Episode 367 - Dick on Expert Gaslighting
A woman tells me to stop smoking, fat brides take over Las Vegas, a Super Nintendo erases my save games, Chris the Kiwi gives advice on gaslighting, Sean goes to Disneyland too many times, Jonah Hill's stupid text messages, and...
07.04.2023
Episode 366 - Dick on The Domain Disaster
I lose KevinALandau.com because of a big brained halfwit, my entertainment center and Super Nintendo are sabotaged, the army has a quota, how to ask for a raise, fake buildings in France burn down, cuck stuff, hummingbirds, reverse Juneteenth, a...
06.27.2023
Episode 365 - Dick on Charity Scams
Sean knows everything about the Titanic, $17 charity comics, a kid's Hitler drawing, not giving women any money, conservative thots vs lesbians, anti-semitism laws, and FedEx loses a package; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
06.19.2023
Episode 364 - Dick on Face Lasers
Women find a new scam, a doctor refuses a debate, Christian protesters take to the street, "You wouldn't say that about Islam", the new Black Mirror, a DeSantis Gay Warning System, the definition of "lesbian", genital inspection, and more fat...
06.13.2023
Episode 363 - Dick on the Hater's Book Club
Mundane Matt and Dame Pesos call in to talk about important things, a dead man is in the street, my sewer estimate arrives, a minor update on the Netflix assaulter, and Josie from Fishtank reviews Maddox's room; all that and...
06.05.2023
Episode 362 - Dick on Apparently Unfinished
The LA Fair Arts & Crafts saga concludes, I go on Eric July's stream, a neighbor lady avoids school shootings, Islam is crashing, dancing vs. moonwalking, Lizzo quits music, women at the CDC, and a new theme song; all that...
05.30.2023
Episode 361 - Dick on Lizard Feet
A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism...
05.22.2023
Episode 360 - Dick on Zeroth Place
Our mosiac gets zeroth place at the LA County Fair, banned from women, a fat lady walks on a plane, soap in video games, a white women is lynched for stealing a bike, women invent a stick with shade on...
05.16.2023
Episode 359 - Dick on Jon from Fishtank
My No Ma'am church vs. Wholefoods, second opinions, Black people want to be first, Jon from Fishtank calls in and talks about spoiled meat, giants, sluts, and truck workouts, the LA Fair decisions are this week, Boogie loses a boxing...

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The Dick Show episodes:

Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems

Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ

Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones

Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse

Episode 404 - Dick on It Get's You Dead

Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place

Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention

Episode 401 - Dick on Revenge Bankruptcy

Episode 400 - Dick on 1984: Part 2

Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content

Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog

Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops

Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man

Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff

Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth

Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your

Episode 392 - Dick on Fudgers

Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad

Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession

Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand

Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!

Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party

Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan

Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles

Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun

Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part

Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration

Episode 379 - Dick on World War Wheee!

Episode 378 - Dick on Big Magnets

Episode 377 - Dick on Gentrification

Episode 376 - Dick on Bachelorette Party City

Episode 375 - Dick on Waves of Masculinity

Episode 374 - Dick on Fake Feds

Episode 373 - Dick on Maddox Lives!

Episode 372 - Dick on Fake Hurricanes

Episode 371 - Dick on Brostronomy

Episode 370 - Dick on Greece

Episode 369 - Dick on the Return of the King

Episode 368 - Dick on The Umbrella Man

Episode 367 - Dick on Expert Gaslighting

Episode 366 - Dick on The Domain Disaster

Episode 365 - Dick on Charity Scams

Episode 364 - Dick on Face Lasers

Episode 363 - Dick on the Hater's Book Club

Episode 362 - Dick on Apparently Unfinished

Episode 361 - Dick on Lizard Feet

Episode 360 - Dick on Zeroth Place

Episode 359 - Dick on Jon from Fishtank

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