Nick Rekieta in studio, my wedding ring doesn't really fit, a homeless lady causes trouble, Harley Quinn's fart porn is released, a Rippatard round-up, 3D printed guns and the Supreme Court, financing a burrito, getting trapped in a suitcase by your girlfriend, the difference doing your hair makes, a fat woman protests Elon Musk, a bunny man visit's Eric July's bidness, a bartender makes me sign a contract, and the "Adolescence" movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Men melting down over Snow White, free soda for poors, Reddit on Severance, NYU is hacked with racist data, Andrew Tate sues everyone except for me, Manny Muskets opens for another white power comedy show, a Rippatard takes a picture of his mom's house, and a Super Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I stub my toe, St. Patrick's Day is ruined, deporting violent criminals by Mario Kart, a girl learns about gravity on the moon, another non-English trucking accident, tasting impending diarrhea, the perfect woman vs. beer, Ethan Van Sciver calls in about Cyberfrog 3, and The Vagina Museum threatens to close down; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Funko Pops ruin my marriage, mistakes in sharing a TV show, Florida goes after the Tates, transgender mice, rewarding teachers, a listener's wife nearly blows up their house, a woman gets both of her hands bitten off playing with a shark, pimps, banks, and credit card caps, Canada bans whiskey--again, and Eric July writes an essay about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My life is reduced by two weeks, a prison for your bed, a fat woman nearly breaks a horse (but the horse is fine), reparations for crypto bros, a look into the fourth Reich of the Gaza strip, the Sh*tgularity, a listener writes in about autism, an all-woman space launch, the NSA trans chats and a James Bond for the modern age, an IRS agent needs to change his smoke alarm battery, and more trucker stories; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

Hooters shuts down, government employees have to explain what they do, my allergy to spending money, the LAX wedding, a woman flies a plane into the ground, how the government ruined camping outdoors, lying is illegal in Germany, napkin deniers, people who say they're running late when they're already late, show tapestries, robots that sit on the couch, two Israelis get into a gun fight over antisemitism, and a gay version of the Smurfs theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Rugby, VIP liquor, a wedding gets messed up, a new single mom is born, Kanye's swastika shirts get refunded, the Vegas solar thing gets shut down, no more EBT soda, duelling vaccine experts write in, a VR game about having racist conversations, a fat woman steals my shopping cart, and Goygamel; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Kanye presents the Hitler/fat women dillemma, the DOGE kids do too much noticing, a woman goes to Harry Potterworld, Trump takes over Gaza, Amazon drivers have to pedal their trucks, LEGOs are for boys, the NFL ends ending racism, Tony from Hack the Movies plans a Vito intervention, Uncle O'Grimacey is back, and I have a gender reveal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I am robbed at trivia again, a woman flies a helicopter into a plane, a Nigerian scammer was running the US Treasury, a fat woman sues Lyft because she can't fit in the car, Canada goes on strike, and the Zen of scraping car rims; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

A woman pushes for size-inclusive rope, a woman misspells a football team, my mashed potatoes get thrown away, Trump becomes the supervillain president we need, ValueSelectTV gets in a car wreck (and comes in studio), Riley's lawyers call in about Texas harassment law and Eric July's 911 calls, Ross Ulbricht is free, the Digital Deez Nuts reserve, Brian Johnson races erections with his son, Vivek plays Fur Elise, and people pulling cute sh*t about Bitcoin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!