Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place

I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!