This week, prepare yourself and grease yourself, because Jess brings us some old-fashioned, fake, suburban Satanism by covering Ricky the Acid King. Marci tapes it to the taint and Jess jelly-lubricates all holes as they look into the dazed and confusing details of the murder of Gary Lauwers. Sit back, pour a glass, and... wait, THE LION WAS REAL?!