Are lizard people controlling this podcast? Is Mittul even real? Prepare your ear holes for this special conspiracy theory episode...also, Paige eats Brads toenail.

Pat's once private list becomes widespread. Brad and Mittul bond over refrigerated nut spread. Paige is too lazy to buy bread...so she makes it instead.

Hold onto your earbuds for a long, gigglefest of an episode...Pat gets into "stranger danger," Mittul finds Brad's funny bone, Clark Gable stares at Brad in the shower, and Paige leads us on an unexpected phallic tangent.

Brad, Mittul, and Paige's friendship grows as they team up to tease Pat, we learn each person's "finger liquid" of choice, and everyone fights to survive a dangerous new wheel...

Brad FINALLY gives his pajama trial run review, Mittul gets saved by a "viking volunteer rescue force," Paige demotes Captain America, and Pat shares the ending to the gang's sci-fi odyssey, which will henceforth be dubbed "Space Tights."

A new hero dubbed "Mr. Midwest" emerges, Paige showcases her random knowledge, and Mittul gets wet n wild while sharing the third installment of our space adventure (...that people are raving is better than Star Wars + Xena: Warrior Princess combined).

Paige blows our minds with Nelly lyrics, Mittul plays matchmaker, and Brad provides the second installment of our sci-fi journey…”Danger, Will Robinson!”

Things get catty (hissss) between Pat and Mittul, Brad inadvertently pitches a wholesome escort service, and Paige takes the gang on an epic sci-fi journey.

Despite Pat’s efforts to stir the pot, the friendship stew continues to meld. Brad learns about Robert Pattinson, Paige educates the men on the female perspective, and Mittul pitches a “slippery” business idea.

Things get saucy. Brad enrages Paige, but his rosy cheeks win her back. Pat confesses an old lie to Brad. Mittul drinks cereal.