Digital Footprint

We all have a demon within us. Carter's demon is worse than any of ours. Because his demon... is STRAIGHT. Oh the horror! That demon came out to play during this interview and I swear to god I almost sobbed.ALSO Dolly Parton I love you. You are an icon.

What were you doing in 2011? Because Tara Yummy was busy crafting an aesthetic with fuck ass haircuts and synthetic extensions. It's called branding, people. You wouldn't get it.

YouTube's favorite diva Tara Yummy has her past shoved in her face via a TV and Jason's laptop in this episode of Digital Footprint. Enjoy because I know I did. And oh yes I DID go to her DJ set after filming this. Ily Tara. Don't forget about my invite to your birthday in 2027 because I WONT FORGET....

In the middle of this interview I started interrogating Chelsea asking if she had anyone she could set me up with. And that is a perfect example of why I will never claim to be a journalist. I'm just a gay guy with a TV and some microphones. But! I also have access to an online dictionary so I thought I'd leave this here:

queerbaiting (noun)

The practice of incorporating apparently or potentially LGBTQ+ characters or relationships into a film, television show, etc., as a means of attracting or appealing to LGBTQ+ audiences, while remaining deliberately coy or ambiguous about the characters' sexuality; (more generally) the practice of trying to appeal to and capitalize on LGBTQ+ audiences or customers in a deceptive or superficial manner.

HA. lol.

Do you know what ABCDEFU actually stands for? Always Be Careful During Engagements Featuring uJason Sappy. Shut up it works. Anyways... Gayle literally went straight from performing on The Today Show to Jason's couch to film this. In the middle of album release week. What a sweet angel pie.

Everyones favorite influencer is here. She's perfect, stunning, adorable and I love her. I have nothing else to say. That basically just sums her up.

Oh girl you ate. Oh girl you cooked. Get it? Because she's a chef? Ok I'll shut up. Olivia is really intimidating, but I tried my hardest to look her in the eyes. I don't know if I succeeded. I honestly think I blacked out during this.

How many marathons can the human body do before it begins to fail? For Brett, it's a fucking lot. For Jason, it's like half of one. For the average viewer like you, maybe it's somewhere in the middle. Anyways, no one dies from running in this video but Brett and Jason have an amazing conversation that ends up turning into a Taylor Swift glaze fest. Typical.

Once in a generation talents come along once in a generation. And Bartender came. Truly such an honor to interview this man who is redefining what it means to be an actor.

I want to have a sleepover with these girls. Scratch that. I want to have a slumber party with these girls. Scratch that. I want to be ROOMMATES WITH THESE GIRLIES. Love them more than I love myself. And I love myself A LOT.

At what point do you play so many different characters that it becomes a kind of schizophrenia? That's the question that Jason will not tackle today because it is above his pay grade. But he will dig up lots of dirt of Duncan and confront him with it. To his face.