Lady and The Simp

Dildos Matter Too


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This episode is an ode to the beach bum, no shoes, alcoholic tendencies, lack of ambition kind of life. Who needs goals, am I right? Tsunamis are real, climate change sucks, and maybe we should give polar bears ice cream? Igor and Jess get all serious talking about having babies via the vaginal canal and/or adoption and if it’s worth bestowing seeds for a planet that is surely going to hell. Speaking of hell and bestowing seeds, the two heathens discuss God being a playa and sleeping with his peeps' wives, how AI is some scary business, and having a real loving relationship with sex toys. Fleshlights have feelings too! Throw in a little argument and tension and WE HAVE OURSELVES AN EPISODE, FOLKS! This episode is some Lord of The Rings saga shit. In the words of the prolific Big Daddy Kane, “ain't no half steppin" on this bad boy.

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Lady and The SimpBy Jessica Levin & Igor Martinez