Kyle talks about debunking white history, 5k's and free college.

Kyle talks about sponsoring poor kids, scary metal bands and Taco Bell's ever-expanding menu.

Kyle talks about being an assistant cult leader, presidents with pith helmets and trench foot.

Kyle talks about secret service men, watching the death toll climb and looking down while delivering a speech.

Kyle talks about turtles getting run over, where Dr. Oz got his degree and massacres.

Kyle talks about garlic fries, being relegated to the middle seat and hectocotyli.

Kyle talks about hunting kangaroos, getting a haircut and Sammy Sosa.

Kyle talks about lighting yourself on fire, cucumbers and the Donner Party.

Kyle talks about sherpa footwear, cleaning vomit out of sinks and the lady from L.A. Confidential.

Kyle talks about not being able to cancel his medical plan, Brie Larson hanging out with mentally handicapped kids and a personal noise complaint.